dazla

I'm into carping, match and fly fishing mate but never been able to get the chance for some sea fishing, I've been beach casting a few times and enjoyed it. my dad keeps talking about it so i might be up for some good spewing on a boat:d

OOOOOH i'm so excited:ecstatic: I wasn't in for a delivery today and i know it was my new face lift dash Ring's, the bad thing is i cant pick them up for another 48 hours:(

Very nice pal. well done;)

3.00pm going past B&Q in bolton, just came off saint peters way. who was it?

That car is so so nice.

Happy birthday Paul, dont eat to many spring rolls mate. Have good night;)

I'd seriously consider adoption. Only joking;) He's just rolling with the times. Its just unfortunate that his teen years are just full of scum chavs. Give him time, He'll get bored of robbing cars and vandalism:D

Dont know if i've missed a thread about the rad covers, but have these been posted out yet mate? I thought the strike was over:search:

Looking very smooth mate. But dont forget the tyre shine next time:D

Thats right col, I'm fishing in the morning on the ribble. Would it be ok if i pop up to yours first for pancakes at 5am:D

The Ba$tArd$ Sorry to here that Nic, climb on the bonnet and give her a cuddle. That's what I'd do

Are you still going on about pancakes col:D I think a trip to yours is due then:D

Some people just have no idea:rolleyes:

Well at the moment they'r all black and bruised with skin peeling everywhere possible, from moving 2 tones on scaffolding on my tod. I can barely type:(

Oh my god that supra was fast

Very nice paul. Classy drive for a classy car;)

I'd always thought your fingers would be 1 inch long with no nails due to the heavy typing you do all day on here:p Wish i had hands like that. I just have horrible shrek hands:D

Me to. That's quite funny

Hey can some one tell me why farts are super concentrated when your in the bath. You do a big bubbler and the smell is just the most powerful smell on earth. Is this just my farts or do other people have the same problem. Baring in mind this is only farting underwater:search:

To be honest mate i haven't the foggiest, all i can remember is it was something, something krypton. some kind of water bug:search:

When will these be posted out. I'm to excited:D

Whats happening with these so far?

Use your imagination:eyebrows:

Whilst were on the subject of pi$$ing and $hiting, I once $hat on the sofa when i was really ill. I'd come back off holiday with a very serious bug which gave me the clackers for 3 weeks. I had to go for tests and allsorts because we've never had the bug in this country, So they say. Well i hadn't eaten for 2 days stright and so i had some toast then slowly drifted off to sleep on the sofa, 5 minutes later i was in that half sleep mode and the funny thing was is that i kind of knew i was following through and just let it out:blink: I jumped up and it was all up my arse and on the cushions as i only had my boxers on. Jemma went absolutly crazy:d