dazla
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:trophy:Sold to me:trophy:
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Yea i know what you mean. You wanna try pissing while your in a wet suit:innocent:
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Its a 1st for me. Thats amazing:blink:
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I once had a job putting the squares in potato waffles:innocent:
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I was in my garage last year when a bat flew in. I just picked it up and let it go outside. Simple as mate, unless its injured.
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I worked in a bakery for a one night shift, packing jam tarts and putting Cherry's on bake wells. I'm only 5foot 7 and when i came out i swear i was 6 foot. I had jam tarts all over my new trainers. The worst thing is that i can never eat jam tarts again. Oh if you only knew the stuff i saw in that factory:blink:
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Oh No! not that little Wiesel:blink: I hate him:rolleyes:
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Oh go on then i'll have them. How does £30 sound:eyebrows:
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Lol so you know how i felt then:d Its come off now, I made sure i had a good scrub in the shower this morning. Its probably all over the bed sheets as well but i haven't checked yet:)
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That's my other dream car the Rx7 but i've heard to many bad things about them. The running cost is supposed to be scandalous.
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Do they just slot in from the front mate or does the dash front have to be removed. also do they have to be glued?
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Lol i know. I wouldnt mind one of them my self. nifty bit of work that is:d
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LOL thats right maz. I've got rid of the glitter though now. Until next month:D
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Hey i'm comfortable with my sexuality. It doesnt mean your gay because you like to smell nice for the lady. The glitter was between me and the bath. I didnt know the glitter was gonna get me:d Bloody hell mate you must smell like an old wilder beast after a days work:D You dont like after shave, you dont like abit of bubble bath here and there. Do you like soap then:D The point of some bubble baths is to relax the muscles and de-stress. Try abit of radox dude and it might release some of your tension:D It was in my hair and on my face. Oh and eye lashes and ear hair:D
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Bloody hell it sounds like its rag week on here:rolleyes:
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I might have these mate, depending on the fit. I've heard some where down the pipe line that the fit is abit poor and dont sit flush. Am i right mate? do you have any pics fitted?
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Sod off:D I ware face packs but i dont do glitter.
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I always new you had an eye for me H. Honestly, If my camera was working I'd throw on my Y fronts and show you. The glitter that is:D
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Yes they sure are. I'm a hairy bugger to so its gonna be hard to get it off:rolleyes: I'd say the cloth is more like a hanky size:eyebrows:
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No way dude. Besides i'm sat here with just a face cloth over my genitals. Now you dont want any of that. OR DO YOU:eyebrows:
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Well the next time she asks me to wash her back, I'm gonna get the Brillo pad out and leave her with something to think about. I'll just say dont worry love, the scabs will fall off in a couple of weeks. So should i wear the costume for work tomorrow. I'd rather look like an idiot than a gay fairy:rolleyes:
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Yea but gaz, i'm covered in the shit! Pubics the lot:D
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Well i fancied a nice soak in the bath and this is what happened. Me - Hey jem, have you any bubble bath or anything? Jem - Erm yea theres some in my wardrobe but dont use it all. Me - What the coconut stuff with the glitter in it? Jem - yea Me - But wont it go all over me? Jem - No it just rinses off. Superb! i had a lovely soak in the bath and when i got out, i looked in the mirror and I looked like a fecking fairy!!! Me - what the fecking hell is this:complain: Jem - Dont worry about it, it will come off in a couple of days. I'm dreading work tomorrow:run:
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come mate do for the lads, we won't laugh:taped: