dazla

Wasn't ken shamrock a wrestler in the WWF, its just all Tito Ortiz seems to talk about?

Yea thats usually the case mate, save the best till last:rolleyes: Some people have to bloody work dont they know:) If it gets to late i'll have to record it and have an ultimate fighter night on Monday:D

Bugger Seems theres no interest in either threads mate:D

Yes richie so no telling:D I watched bisping all through the ultimate fighter, he's superb. Cant wait for tonight;)

I dont know if anyone watches this on bravo but i'm loving it at the moment. Michael bisping was fighting last night on pay per view but i'm watching it on bravo tonight. This guy is seriously hard as nails, he's from Clitheroe in Lancashire. The only guy flying the flag for britain. http://78.ufc.com/

Well I've just learnt that hovering the stairs with no shoes or slippers on is a very bad idea. I got to the middle of the stairs while lifting the hover with me, trying not to put the rotating bit on the edge of the stairs and instead my big toe decided to jump in for a hair cut. I was rolling around on the floor holding my foot trying not to cry in front of jemma, then i plucked up the courage to have a look. I've just lost half of my big toe nail:faint:

Just been on the Jap northwest forum and their seems to be alot of talk about a meet at the Guy's Thatched Hamlet. Most from Jap north west are not bothering with the mascrat anymore as this meet is on the last saturday of every month and in day light hours which is always better. Looks like they've had some good turnouts to from the pics they have on the forum. Guy's Thatched Hamlet is 5 miles north of Preston, off the A6 Preston to Lancaster road. Address: Guys Thatched Hamlet St. Michael’s Road Bilsborrow Near Garstang Preston Lancashire PR3 0RS http://www.guysthatchedhamlet.co.uk/HOME/

Very very nice mate;)

I like to have a belly full of beer then around 12 0clock i hit the magners, Its really refreshing and then its game over mixed with a belly full of larger:D

Glad your ok dude;)

:D Yea but knowing my luck Paul, I'd get pulled off the pigs and they'd find a naked man in my boot and then do me for male rape Then I'd be someones bitch for 10 years.

The law is all fcuked up now, there's just no justice anymore. I once caught a lad steeling the stereo from next doors car, I saw red, I ran down the stairs in my shorts and vest and beat the shit out of him whilst the police was on the way and locked him in the car until they arrived. They turned up and asked why he was bleeding from the mouth and nose, I just said there was a bit of a struggle. They then asked the scumbag does he wanna press charges:blink: Now thats just wrong:tongue: Lucky for me and him he didnt:D

Looks tasty mate. well done and welcome;)

That's mad as cheese:blink:

When i was 18 i was off work for 2 days because i was out drinking the night before, i told them i fell asleep in a night club and my mate poured beer down my ear causing me to have an ear infection. The excuse was actually true, but i still got a written warning:D

Correct Pete, a lesson learnt the hard way:D

Speaking of hard work here's a little story of what happened 2 years ago. Its abit long but stick with me. I got him out for his exercise and left him in the front room on the sofa while i made the tea. 5 minutes later he's gone:rolleyes: i checked the house top to bottom for 6 hours and found nothing, i went to bed not knowing what to think or do. the next day it hit me:blink: We was having a new bathroom and the bath panel had been left off (OH SHIT) he had only made his way into the house wall cavities:blink: I went and bought infrared cameras to search down the hole but found nothing. 3 days later I was abit of a wreck and upset, coudnt sleep just knowing he must be stuck in the wall then all of a sudden i could hear him scraping him self down the landing wall, now i am not embarrassed to see that i wept like a little girl, I just felt so helpless. 5 days later I could still hear him but this time he was level with the attic. I rushed up and began to knock bricks out of the wall not even thinking about the house but with all the racket he just kept rising higher and higher until he got to the apex off the roof then i just coudnt hear nothing. Bearing in mind iggi was 3 feet long with a body the size of huge forearm. he was scraping through mortar in the cavities with a gap off 3inch wide, It just broke my heart:( Day 7 enough's enough, i called my mate who's a builder and he came round, we had to knock 78 bricks out of the attic wall and there he was nearly dieing gasping for air. I had to chisel around his body as he was wedge in behind all the mortar spillage on the brick. Then he just fell into my arms. That moment was unreal he clung to me and just wouldnt let go as he was gasping for air and his little eye's wouldn't open because they were full of dust. I coudnt hold back my happy tears, my mate even shed a tear:) vets said i was very lucky, one more day and he probably would of died.

Let him roam the house but i stay with him now at all times. He also has a harness so i can take him for a walk.

Be warned though people, They need exercise daily and they tend to wreck your house with the claws:rolleyes: Tbh i dont agree with keeping these sort of pets as i think its abit cruel. But i'm a sucker for animals and this one needed rescuing off some idiot who nearly let him die. glad i've got him now though, he's part of the family.

Fat shiny bits:d They enable the iguana to store fats, in case food is scarce. He escaped 2 years ago and manged to get in to the wall cavities, he was there for a whole week and when i got him out he had no fat shiny things left. It was a horrible experience:( He was very nasty when i got him. He came with a 6 foot fish tank Which he hated, but i just couldn't afford to buy a huge vivarium to house him. I have small scares all over my arms through scraches and bites:blink: But i love him. He's calmed down now a hell of a lot since the incident with the house wall. I think its because i built him a new home from a huge corner and single wardrobe, he loves it now. He loves his walks on the lead as well. up and down the street, but only in summer:D

Happy birthday matey, have a good one pal;)

Its the name he had when i rescued him:D Here's a better pic.

Just thought I'd introduce Iggy He's about 4 foot head to tail and getting a right handful:D http://s103.photobucket.com/albums/m144/dazla_61/?action=view&current=iggi003.flv

All the different colour supes there and i can only find 2 gun metals:(

I've not had my reply yet. Well at least he's sorting it anyway.