Kittyclaws

3 week cruise round the caymen islands etc, fair few port visits too

I would have driven it on to the beach and buried it, or open a window then put a sign on top of it saying put your dog waste here

My wife got hers from the pillow biting shop she goes to, they were doing a deal at the time, £20 off if you brought in a old pair. she swears by them, these were solid ceramic plates.

army

not sure at what position i'm at ,as i can't count that far, lol, but i am on page 21 at the moment, but then, i'm still new at the mo

ken

he would have been ok if he was wearing shorts and flip flops, too much protection invites disaster, lol, and also riding a Chopper too

sorry to hear the bad news. thoughts are with you

water

I've seen more than my fair share of dead bodies,whilst in the Royal Navy I was in Albania, had to move a bed that was stacked with babies, poor little ones were waiting to be buried, pulled burnt bodies out of the sea etc. Also i used to be a custody officer in a crown court, sit in the dock durring trails etc, had one prisoner cut both main arterys in his neck, about 2" deep each, had to try to stop the flow of blood, spraying between my fingers it was. We did manage to keep him alive for 5 mins till ambulance arrived. I'm now a Train Driver. so far, only had to check the line once after the driver in front had reported hitting something, i just followed the body parts for about 1/4 mile till i found the main mass. a lot of people who can't take life anymore seem to prefer throwing themselves in front of trains, not just men as stated earlier in this thread, lots of women do too, one of the worst ones was a woman at gatwick, jumped in front of one of our trains as it was passing at 90mph.

death

Hello Matey

I was not aware there was such a fine art to cleaning a car

not sure if theses have been posted before, but here are two jokes for you You are putting up shelves. Dog thinks "Master, I don't know what you are doing but it looks fantastic and I love you!" Cat thinks "Wanker. He’s not read the instructions, he's using allen keys instead of the self-tapping screws and that hinge is upside down." A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she comes across 3 dogs. Being a bit of an animal lover, she approaches them, bends down and starts to stroke one of them: "Ah, you're lovely, aren't you," she says to the first dog. "What's your name then?" To her surprise, the dog actually answers her, "My name's Huey, and I've had a great day going in and out of puddles." Delighted with this discovery, she moves on to the next dog. "And what's your name then?" Again, unbelievably, the 2nd dog answers her, "My name's Lewy, and I've had a great day going in and out of puddles." And so she moves on to the last dog. "Let me guess," she says. "your name's Dewy, and you've had a great day going in and out of puddles." "No," replies the last dog. "My name's Puddles, and I've had a f*#king terrible day."

What is a Cat? 1. Cats do what they want. 2. They rarely listen to you. 3. They're totally unpredictable. 4. When you want to play, they want to be alone. 5. When you want to be alone, they want to play. 6. They expect you to cater to their every whim. 7. They're moody. 8. They leave hair everywhere. Conclusion: They are tiny women in little fur coats.

sounds like the pads are just about gone, metal on metal. Could be a slight warp too. get a second opinion, just in case the garage is pulling a fast one

I could believe it when K9 blew himself up, hero style. But I was glad to see him at the end, with a fresh paint job etc,,,,,, K9 ROCKS!!!!

Yes,, thought the Number 1 was spot on

Good to see he got his car back. There was something in the newspaper too about a bloke in Tesco's got out his car to use bottle bank I think, then some Tosser jumped in and drove off, he tried to stop his car but was run over in the process

My wife really wanted to watch it as she heard about it on the radio, so we put it on, after about 20 mins, she turned to me and said, " what a pile of bollocks". so we watched K9 kicking some alien arse instead ( recorded Doctor Who )

24 years inside with a £9500 fine for me

marmite speedway is your stench trench

Excellent pics, good to see they are all well, shame about the other little ones, but alas, these things happen

scouse

Yes,,,, in detail