Gaz Walker

I was working in the garden this weekend and my wife was about to take a shower. I realised that I couldn't find the rake. I yelled up to my wife, 'Where is the rake?' She couldn't hear me and she shouted back, 'What?' I pointed to my eye, and then I pointed to my knee and made a raking motion. Then my wife wasn't sure and said 'What?' I repeated the gestures. 'Eye - Kneed - The Rake' My wife replied that she understands and signals back. She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast, then she points to her backside, and finally to her crotch. Well, there is no way in hell I could even come close to that one. Exasperated, I went upstairs and asked her, 'What the hell was that?' She replies, Eye - Left Tit - Behind - The Bush

Yep, you'll be suffering as well mate

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Yep. My pet shop sold treats for them when I was young, little choccy drops Gaz.

LOL! If I had been in the crowd, I'd have waited till he got to his feet and yelled "You missed mate" Gaz.

I love Moby's song too. It was used on the Apple advert when they started using Intel chips too - voiceover by Kiefer Sutherland - great piece. Gaz

Nice work guys

Not me noo....

Yep, horrible isn't it

Another bump. This is absolutely horrendous. The yen now is 141 to the pound. It was higher than that when we started in business some 6 years ago. To give you some idea, last July (2007) if you bought a 80mm Greddy Ti-R exhaust, the price was £820. If you bought the same exhaust 2 months ago it was £980, and if you bought it today £1350. I hope it changes for the better soon Best Regards, Gaz.

Hopefully it'll get on YouTube at some point

Theres loads of good ones on my Poker site. One that always tickles me is FlushMyArse Gaz.

Is there anything the FIA doesn't have a say in?!

Google Payments.... Only no-one uses it

Hi Benny, The Traffic Stars are big money - with the exchange rate at the moment, it would be £3k for a set. Drop me a PM if you have a budget in mind and would like me to look for some examples Best Regards, Gaz.

Oh. My. God.

8pm

Thank you sir, will give those to the parents... Gaz.

Bumpy

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital. As they were about to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing. Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, 'That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?' The father replied, 'From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law.'

Brill

Fantastic

Also true

I can't read 24 pages of posts about a bloke peeing into a kettle...