Angie

yes, i think so.

Driving through the City in the afternoon 4 ish.

About 3ish this afternoon. We saw you around Riverside and I waved out the window thinking you were someone else we know who has a red Supe. We stopped at traffic lights going out on the Lowestoft Road and said hi. We were in a yellow c5 corvette (Soop Dogg's)

And me!

The Black supra with a veilside front end was parked in the Castle mall. The Silver coming down Ketts Hill approx 5.30 ish

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock, and no hired hand. He returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him. She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. "Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. "Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor. "Now," she said, "take off my panties." By the light of the fire, he slowly pulled them down and off. Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."

A miner in South Africa had an accident at work and lost a leg. He says to his mate "That's me finished, who the hell would want a one legged gold digger?" His mate says, "try Paul McCartney"

That's as close to a Darwin award as I have heard in a long time!

Isn't this plain English??? Post Date: Aug 7th, 2006 Expire Date: Sep 6th, 2006 $10,000 06' Suzuki GSXR 1000 Farmington, UT 84025 - Aug 7, 2006 2006 Suzuki 1000. This bike is perfect! It has 1000 miles and has had its 500 mile dealer service. (Expensive) It's been adult ridden, all wheels have always been on the ground. I use it as a cruiser/commuter. I'm selling it because it was purchased without proper consent of a loving wife. Apparently "do whatever the f*** you want" doesn't mean what I thought. Call me, Steve. (801)867-8292

Thats what i thought as well. I didn't expect a older man. I was just pleased that i made the decision to Brake when I did, otherwise who knows.

I was driving to work in my Audi. I stick the Audi on cruise 50 mph as it saves worrying about the moble cameras, that sometimes appear on that stretch of road. Thre is a long straight on my route (still in the 50) with a sharp bend at the end of it. I was about 3/4 of the way through the straight, when I see a lorry coming towards me round the bend. Overtaking it was a dark red 306. I quickly think to myself that the 306 did not seem to be making progress overtaking the lorry and i decide that my best plan of action is to drive as close to the hedge as I can and to brake heavily. I came to a stop and put my handbrake on, tucked my legs in underneath the front of the seat and braced ready for the airbag to go off. The 306 missed me by what seemed like inches as he cut back in across the front of the lorry. He must of been doing approx 70 to 80 mph as he did so. I didn't even get the time to flash my lights at him or anything as I was just thinking about bracing for the impact. As i sat there in complete shock I got a clear view of what he looked like but unfortunately not the number plate. He looked like he was late 60s, would definately recognise him again. He didn't even acknowledge me or look like he thought anything was wrong! I don't think I have ever been so close to a serious accident in my life! What a w@nker!

You'll find the details in the Events & Gatherings section. Here you go: CLICKY

Sounds awesome! So are you coming to the meet next week then or what??

I thought i would put this problem on here, as i know a alot of you have second cars and/or have mechanical knowledge. I have also put this on the Audi forums. I need as much help as i can get (as soon as I can get!) as this is my work car and i need it to be working asap. The car I have a A6 1.9 tdi 110bhp with a chip making it 138 bhp. It has done 149,000 miles with Fsh and has worked fine until recently. The Problem is as follows: Sometimes from start up the turbo does not work and will not work until you turn it off, leave it a couple of seconds and start it again. This may take several attempts. Once the car starts and the turbo is working it keeps on working for duration of the journey. Conversely, if the turbo isn't working, it will not start working during a journey until it has been switched off as above. I have had a MAF problem before, but this seems to be different. (But it does seem to be Electrical.) Oh- and I have taken the chip out of circuit too, but the problem still existed, so it's not down to that. I know there is a non-Supra section, but I do need any info that people might be able to give me as soon as possible, so would it be possible to leave this thread here for a couple of days before moving it, please? Angie. Please Help

Sounds interesting, What mods have you got?

It's going to be a bit of a small meet! Come on you lot.

Soop Dogg saw you drive past one day at Thorpe Business park. Hope you are coming to the East Anglian meet next Sunday. ( see Events) Love to see your car!

I like the Gto. My Friend has a Gto and hasn't had any problems with it to my knowledge. I have been on the track with him and it hold it's own with my supe (TT) round the bends. Yes it is modified and my Supe is stock, but i must say it was very impressive. Please post some pics up. Enjoy your new pride and joy!

ROFL

Thanks for keeping to your word. So then, just how short should this mini skirt be??? Lol!!!

pm'd back. Thanks, Rob.

I'll have those for £20!! And I'm in Norwich, so pm me and we can arrange to meet up! Consider them sold.

Nope. Brian (Soop Dogg) did his seals last weekend (ok, and part of this week) with the head on. Do a search for Tony Licences 'How to' from a few moonths back.

The Fiesta is number one for the most Stolen Cars by a long way (Depending what age) and the Pug is somewhere in the top ten. My vote is the VW. I have a 1.9 tdi A6 Audi (My work horse!)which has done nearly 150,000 miles and feels like new. It's does about 43 mpg and that includes driving it at full pelt everywhere!. You should see even better mpg with such a smaller car.