ChrisSZ

A mate of mine bought something similar at the Detling show a couple of months ago - great laff :)

Have a good un mate :) If you need picking up naked from Glasgow - don't call me LOL :)

The other day I was cruising along as usual coming onto one of my motorways, which was very busy with inferior cars. First off, I couldn't believe that the volume of traffic DIDN'T slow down for me AT ALL as I came off the slip road! I had to squeeze into a barely big enough gap between two cars in order to get onto my motorway! (The driver of the car behind me did realise his mistake though and honked an apology to me with a long blast of his horn). Unbelievably, I had to do the same again before I could get to the BMW lane. (Why do underlings use this lane? Surely everyone knows it is for BMW drivers only?). Anyway, once I was in the BMW lane and posing along at 95mph enjoying the adulation that the inferior car drivers were giving me, I noticed an inferior car ahead of me which was not only in the BMW lane of my motorway, but was driving at a ridiculous 70 mph! Naturally, I got to within a foot or so of his rear bumper and flashed my headlights to remind him he shouldn't be in the BMW lane of my motorway and to get out of my way. Of course, once he realised it was a BMW behind him, he did just that, but I could hardly believe it when he pulled straight back out behind me! He also tried to keep up with me and when he realised I would out-run him, he put on some blue lights in his front grill and urged me to get onto the hard shoulder so that he could congratulate me on my excellent car. Needless to say, I was eager to oblige and when we had stopped, the man gave me a piece of paper confirming what I already knew - that my car goes fast! Apparently he wants everyone to know what a superior car I have, so I had to take my driver's licence to a Police Station to be sent away to have some points put on! (They're not free points either - they're £20 each and I was only allowed 3.) But the man at the Police Station said that because I drive a BMW, it won't be much longer before I earn the full 12 points, and then I won't even NEED a driving licence, so they will take it off me! See, now THAT's the sort of respect you get when you buy and drive a BMW! :d :d

Aww bugger:Pling: :Pling: Sex-wee all over my keyboard now:( :D :D

Lol!!

PM'd

I work in Canterbury and would be happy to give you a ride in mine (even though it's 'only' an N/A:)) - alternatively there's a meet in Ashford on Monday night - you could turn up and ask someone for a lift in a TT:)

jeremyh, Where abouts in Kent are you? It might be possible for you to meet up with some locals and get a ride in one to give you a better idea of what you're lusting for:d

Exactly that

Almost :d My Mum's Norwegian, my biological father was African but my 'Dad' is white - used to confuse the shit out of the kids at school he he:d

A fake bankers draught will appear to be cleared. Then, once the bank realises it's a fake you are left with no money and no car Prior to that, the victim 'sees' the funds (cleared) in their account.

......and how the hell is he in Switzerland on a tourist visit to Greece???

Snap!!

Apparently lemon juice is supposed to work well

Fingers crossed

I love all this crap LOL. A lecturer at college kept trying to recruit me into some bloody Black and Asian College Lecturers thing. I asked her why, she said to combat racism by senior management towards staff. My reply was that there has been none in college so far so why draw attention to it? If it did occur I would be one of the first to offer my support and take action if necessary. IMHO, a lot of these groups serve little purpose other than to highlight a difference! I had to put an (Asian) student on disciplinary a couple of weeks ago because he made racist remarks towards another (Caucasian) student. He was under the impression that I'd support him and couldn't understand that racism is colour blind - ANYONE can be racist! I have also informed all my students that I am a self-confesed racist - I hate all students LOL :)

As above mate - he's been great in supplying me with loads of bling bits :) (hate the little smiley - where's the big one gone??)

ebay??

Likewise with the local contingent here (Zap, Burt, Dave F, Stu etc.)

Through France to Bassel in Switzerland, over the Alps to Como, then through Italy and down the coast of Lake Garda. After that I dunno :d

Falken 452s seem to be a popular, wallet friendly choice mate :)

Cheers dude - glad you like it I have a load more bits which are gonna get sent of to Colin in the very near future for similar treatment. At the moment I can't decide between chromed cam covers or the current look. I think I'll probably go for the chrome since it will match in with all the other bits :) I might even see about anodising in some fancy colour:d Have to chat with the bling-meister for some ideas

Oh dear:( No more working indicators for you then Lee? :)

Lol

PS - used to love 2-strokes. The 380 was fun and the 750 was fantastic - if I could I'd buy another one tomorrow