Ewen

God how I miss pert.

Dragonfly, about 4 inches across. It survived...hung around for a while then flew out the french doors.

We had a big one that lived up the chimney and came out across the carpet most evenings. My wife hates spiders but almost grew to love this one...and then the cat got it. Indy has a taste for spiders and bugs in general. He bought this in the other day, looked like he was wearing a bow tie at first....

Some of my best friends are cysts.

et tu Jazzy ?

Personally, I like CF. Not too much, just a bit front and rear. As for 'silver carbon' however, I'm not a fan.

Its a female. Like the Broons, the female is a bit of a large unit.

Nah, I was still living at home then...it was the Au Pair. Zelka was her name, had a black pussy called Schnorrapuss IIRR.

I was reading about 'Cannibal Holocaust' recently. Caused quite a stir, mainly because the filmmakers were taken to court on charges of actual murder due to some rather realistic scenes of impaling etc. Its just the skill of the cameraman and make up artists that tip the balance between granting a certificate or not.

Were the James Bond films 18 cert when they were first released ? If so I was taken to and allowed into an 18 cert film at the age of 7. I saw blood, cleavage and ladies thighs and stuff.

.......tonight 7.45pm. I would have waved, but one hand was on the wheel, and I was playing with myself with the other.

Honest answer, I dont like flip paint on any car, but I dont think yours is Chavvy. Barryboys have as much impact on my life as they should on yours...bugger all. Its your car, and if you like it then thats all that matters.

I've got one you can have, but I wiped my arse with it in 2006. Its a wee bit smelly and at least two clauses are unreadable due to a brown smudge. Theres also a hole in clause 27 where my finger went through. Other than that its fit for its purpose.

Thats the best Camaro thats been totally f****ed up I've ever seen. Tonight I'll mostly be being PC.

Some of my best friends are zombies.

Impressive numbers there Homer.

There you go...three different opinions already. Please get some expert advice before treating your fish for something guessed at on here.....for instance, you dont want to mess with malachite green etc unless you are 100% sure what disease you are dealing with and 100% sure of how to use it. Let us know how you get on.

We will be watching the directors cut tonight...very much looking forwards to it.

It certainly looks like Carp Pox to me. There is a lot of information on the web about Carp Pox...I suggest you read up on it as much as possible and get specialist advice, but there are a couple of basic facts (only what I've read myself) about it... It will spread rapidly in crowded ponds. It is not generally life threatening to otherwise healthy larger fish. It is however, devastating to young fry. Warm weather seems to help in lessening the effects. Large Koi (15 inches and above) have by then developed a good enough immune system to avoid Carp Pox symptoms, although if they have ever had it, they will carry the virus for life. The visible signs usually disappear over time. There is no treatment...although there are some so called cures on the market, non will work. DO NOT try to remove the waxy spots yourself, as infection will get in to the affected area and you will lose the fish. I'd also suggest you take the photos and a sample of the pond water to an aquatic specialist and get it analysed...even though its a big enough pond and there is filtration set up, Koi are such specialist and sensitive fish they are a mare to keep. Even a small fluctuation in temperature or water quality will stress them out and reduce their immune system to the point where infections and viruses can spread throughout them very quickly. A water sample may point to an area that can be improved if nothing else.

Sounds pretty damn sweet. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDbQ5xvsrIU&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs%2Ereuters%2Ecom%2Frolfe%2Dwinkler%2F&feature=player_embedded#t=245

I read that quick and thought you said 'impotent', but then I noticed you said TT and not N/A.

hows a bike supposed to get past that. Nice car Jazzy, be good to see some better pics.

You know what Andrew ? You are absolutely right.

no way... http://store.aqa.org.uk/qual/uas/units/pdf/91959.PDF

Saw this earlier, can't quite get my head around it. http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/AQA-Certificate-For-Catching-Bus-Given-To-Bobby-McHale-In-Bury-Manchester/Article/200908215361010?f=rss