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Theres nothing like a good joke, and that was nothing like a good joke. Gets a from me, although Charlottes version was funnier due to her (imagined) Russian accent.

'Her Outdoors'

Hello and welcome O I'm taking a wild stab in the dark and guessing brickie type one:) The 24v probe interests me. Do you have to be moist to feel it ?

Nah it was the mid seventies, probably a Cortina 2000 GXL, bronze with black vinyl roof.

My wife said hes probably going to be buying Christmas presents for his kids this weekend. Scary thought.

Slight thread hijack... The boat yard where I served my apprenticeship had a Polish crane / lorry driver. We called him Bomski, and everyone took the piss out of him relentlessly. He got 'lorry jacked' by three pikies one day just outside Berwick. He was dragged out the cab and hit with a bat after being stopped by a car. He got up as they drove off, and ran after them and jumped onto the back of the Bedford. They stopped, and got in the back to sort him out. He was hit with the bat, and stabbed in the arm, shoulder and cheek with a screw-driver, but still layed all three of em out cold. We called him MR. Bomski after that:)

Man runs into a bar... 'Quick, wheres the phone ? Just got back after a weekend away and my house has been burgled by a Welshman' 'Its over there in the corner...how do you know he was Welsh ?' '[insert witty punchline here]'

Its so bad its actually quite good. Well the Emma B bits anyway. BTW, Ones having a pant in the country, t'others having a c**t in the pantry. Not so much funny as how I feel about the self righteous ginger tosser:)

Yup. Jades PA. Circue de Celebrite. So You Think You Can Dance ?. Have I missed any ? Her taste in TV degenerates in direct proportion to the Chianti she consumes after 7pm. I'm still on here.

Chelsea Pensioner walks into a bar... 'Gimme a whiskey...I havent had a drink since 1920' 'bloody hell, thats a long time without a drink' 'Too bloody true, its 2130 now'

Shes recording Gordon (whats the difference between a cross-country run and Gordon Ramsey ?. Ones having a pant in the country...) and shes now watching Americas Next Top Model. I'm on here.

Almost

Living in the South as one does, its usually mistaken for a Jag. Or a Maserati. Or an Aston. (we need a fishing smilie)

Hang about...Sugarbabes may save it

Is it just me, or is it shit.

Dark metallic green / cream interior, or really, really dark silver.

Thing that gets me is the double-life the killer is leading. Serial killers (usually) have family / friends / collegues, yet seem to be able to carry on with that side of their life without those around him suspecting a thing. Hopefully, as the victims are so concentrated around a fairly small area, he / she will be caught quicker than others before them. Trouble is the speed hes going at. Unbelievable.

Princess Rema.... She is a bitch too. But then racing dogs are not too good at car recognition. http://www.greyhound-data.com/d?i=428519

I'd be proud of that one, its terrible

Congratulations to both of you. The adventure begins:)

If only 'I' was an 'A'...could have been thread of the year.

Hello and welcome:) I know your boss, General C.

I was expecting that screaming ghouly beasty again