Ewen

Sod off, you long pale streak of paralysed piss:p

Re-post:rolleyes:

TV double-entendres...Bound to be old, but I've never seen them before....... MICHAEL Buerk watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's eclipse coverage remarked: "They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's come in his shorts." HERE is Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself." MIKE Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: "Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets." JACK Burnicle was talking about Colin Edwards' tyres on World Superbikes: "Colin had a hard on in practice earlier, and I bet he wished he had a hard on now." HERE is Chris Tarrant discussing the first Millionaire winner Judith Keppel on This Morning: "She was practising fastest finger first by herself in bed last night." WINNING Post's Stewart Machin commentating on jockey Tony McCoy's formidable lead : "Tony has a quick look between his legs and likes what he sees." ROSS King discussing relays with champion runner Phil Redmond: "Well Phil, tell us about your amazing third leg." DURING the 1989 British Masters golf tournament, commentator Richie Benaud observed: "Notices are appearing at courses telling golfers not to lick their balls on the green." CRICKETER Neil Fairbrother hit a single during a Durham v Lancashire match,inspiring Bobby Simpson to observe: "With his lovely soft hands he just tossed it off." CLAIR Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: "There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this." JAMES Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix, asked: "What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?" STEVE Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69." THE new stand at Doncaster race course took Brough Scott's breath away. "My word," he said. "Look at that magnificent erection." WILLIE Carson was telling Claire Balding how jockeys prepare for a big race when he said: "They usually have four or five dreams a night about coming from different positions." STEVE Leonard, talking about vegetation on Vets In The Wild, told Trude: "There's something big growing between my legs." CARENZA Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on Time Team Live said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it."

A Toyota! Race fast, safe car, a Toyota.

Well done surviving the first year boys. Of course, it helps not having to worry about whos wearing the trousers in a relationship. Heres to many more years together.

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Silly not to

Very nice Jazzy

Class

Not up to my usual high standard I admit, but hey.... 21 Xmas inuendos doing the e-mail rounds. 1. I prefer breasts to legs 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. Smother the butter all over the breasts! 4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst! 5. I've never seen a better spread! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you put it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang. 18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had! 19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning 20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more! 21. I do like a good stuffing.

Not this one......(he said with an air of mild expectation) http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=67419 Edit...just noticed you are N/A....not sure if the pipework is adaptable ?

Thats great. Well done to the lads.

Shes fine with it, although she reckons we could have had a nice holiday with the money they have all cost. Besides, I'd be suprised if some others on here didnt have more than this. Should have another ten coming from HK after Xmas too:d

Havent a pic of mine, but heres a link to the Blitz site which has a picture... http://www.blitz-uk.co.uk/airfilter.html Its the Sonic, the one with the stainless cowling round the filter element. The cowling is adjustable, so you can change the induction noise by moving the cowling closer to the filter or further away. It comes with connecting pipe / brackets etc. Please also read the various threads concerning these types of induction filters for a balanced opinion on wether these are right for your Supra. Quoted from the Blitz site... "SONIC POWER AIR FILTER This is the latest design of filter to hit the market and is another ground breaker in terms of concept and design. The filtration element is fixed inside a polished stainless steel heat shield which prevents hot air from the engine bay entering the intake and thus reducing inlet air temperature. Inside the shield sits the cone filter which has a very large base and narrow top giving in an ‘umbrella’ appearance, this clever design allows the maximum possible surface area of the filter element to be exposed to air being sucked into the intake. The height of the heat shield can also be adjusted up to allow more air to the filter element, and down to reduce air flow. Power gains are very good thanks to the ‘umbrella’ design of the filter element and filtration levels are amongst the best in it’s class. Sonic power makes a very distinctive high pitch whistling noise when the engine is revving hard, this sound can be varied slightly by adjusting the height of the heat shield. This is the top of the range of Blitz Filtration systems offering superior airflow, looks and noise." NON VVTI OWNERS PLEASE NOTE....this is for a VVTi Mk IV....it may be possible to adapt the connecting pipework to suit non VVTi or UK and possibly N/As but that call is up to you:)

Oops....er, very expensive sticky vinyl ?

Not a dig at you, but the ones in the second (silver) pic look like they are made from sticky vinyl:(

Thank God someone else does this. I also indicate to turn (in wifelets car) with the window wipers:)

Still for sale, reduced to £100. PM me if interested.

Thanks Jake.

Thats the bit I mean. Thanks you two:)

I've bookmarked a couple of good dash removal guides already, but I cant find one that mentions the gauge binacle on a facelift...how does this come off please ?

What about this one Ed ? I suppose you think this is fake too ? http://www.metacafe.com/watch/3392/jet_taking_off_from_sea/

If there was only about seven years age difference, they are probably their kids.

Bit cold at the mo.... Heres one in the meantime

A nice cosy one