Ewen
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Another from my small but perfectly formed darlink.... Ever seen a lesbian with a hard-on ?
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Traffic Warden crosses the road and gets run over and dies later in hostpital. The funeral is a quiet affair, and as the coffin is lowered, the onlookers hear a muffled voice coming from the coffin. They listen intently and they hear the Warden shouting 'Im alive !, I'm not dead...quick, open the coffin and get me out'. The Vicar considers the Wardens pleas, then says 'I'm sorry but theres nothing I can do, I've already started the paperwork...'
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Sorry, left my glasses at work. Thought that said hes not a traffic cop.
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Thanks Pete. Any problems with them ?
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Pretty much
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Did you see this thread ? http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=65583 Nic (possibly other traders too but Nic definately) can supply individual dash panels if you have some scratched, some good. New is better than refurbed if you really want the stock look, costs money, but the dash is the focal point of the interior and deserves it.
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Yup it looks like the square fin Blitz. It's me thats got the 'TRD effing disgusting Type R' one:d Love this thread Jamie, warts an all.
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I remember a similar post last year causing some unrest too.
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You should all hang your heads in shame:( Now for some good news.... He's been caught following a 999 call from a nursing home. He'd broken in during the night and raped an inmate, but when he heard a nurse approaching the door, he made his escape after threatening to kill his victim if she talked. The police were called as the crusty c*** split on him.
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Shit...I've just got through cold turkey after addiction to the last posting of this. I love it.
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I'll go for a Boeing 707, and it looks spectacularly real to me ?
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Bought a sheepskin mitt a while back. Its fantastic. Car likes it, wife likes it too.
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Oh dear. Totally wrecked. I just want to die. Another Indian Restaurant we cant go back to:d
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Bit of CG rendering
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Wouldnt be Christmas without a dildo.
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Jessops sell previously owned cameras.......some absolutely mint / boxed / warranty too. I bought my son a high-end Nikon at 50% off new list price, and it was totally mint, with expensive extras. Savings are considerable, may be worth comparing a high spec pre-owned Nikon digital SLR with new lesser spec ??
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I bought it home to wrap it, made some tea and when I came back she'd put it on. Pissed again obviously...and she did a few 'lunges'. Hope the guy I give it too doesnt notice its been worn.
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So far so good... Two pages and no sign of 'JDM'
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Hello and welcome:) I really like your wheels, what are they please ?
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I might not give it away:d
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I'm guessing the whole thing has to be Christmassy and team-orientated ? Not a chance... I've seen some of the other prezzies, and theres going to be a few fixed grins around the plastic tablecloth from the East tomorrow.
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Eff that effin eff...far too close to the gee
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Secret Santa...done to death perhaps, but new for our office this year. The participants have sworn a vow to take it seriously, with a warning that innapropriate gifts could cause offence and resentment within the team. I'm in on the 'fun', have drawn my victims name from a hat, and having had a few years of his superior attitude and Sandhurst accented sanctimonious verbal diarrhoea, I found something that suits him to a tee. God knows what I'm going to get:) Anyone else done this stuff, and refretted it ?
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Its all genuine except the last picture I reckon....looks extremely photochopped if you look at the detail
