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am I a big fat bas*ard?


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When your younger you can eat what you like, drink what you like and still climb in to those 26 inch waist trousers and zip them closed. Then you reach that age, 24, 25, and you muscles give up, wave a little white flag and with out any warning at all your suddenly a fat barstard!

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Working on the method that if the pizza place knows your name and your order your a fat git then I am wondering about the following:

 

Because when I walk in the local strip club all the girls come over to me and give me a kiss and say "Hi Rob", and when I walk to the bar the barmaid is already getting me my normal drink before I have said anything. I also have my own seat! What does this make me?? Also I have two of the strippers auditioning for the lead singer role in my band! Tough choice ahead for me! I am the new Simon Cowell!

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Working on the method that if the pizza place knows your name and your order your a fat git then I am wondering about the following:

 

Because when I walk in the local strip club all the girls come over to me and give me a kiss and say "Hi Rob", and when I walk to the bar the barmaid is already getting me my normal drink before I have said anything. I also have my own seat! What does this make me?? Also I have two of the strippers auditioning for the lead singer role in my band! Tough choice ahead for me! I am the new Simon Cowell!

 

I went to a pole dancing club once in Budapest. I was there with a group of friends (and my g/f) and my g/f insisted we went. None of my friends would come with us.

 

I think the girls in there had trouble coping with the fact that I was there with a girl. One did ask if she could "chat to me" (i.e. I buy her over-priced drinks) but I declined.

 

Maybe I missed something, but I wasn't that impressed. There was one girl in there who was very pretty - but I could dance better than her. And I can't dance.

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