bmx1lew Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Thought i would start a joke thread for all bored at work.. ie me, Here goes.. Pacific cruise ship sinks with only 3 survivors, David, Darren and Daisy. they swim to a small island and live there for a couple of years doing what comes naturally. but Daisy feels so bad about having sex with both David and Darren, so she kills herself. sad for David and Darren, but they get over it and again nature takes it's course. after a couple more years the lads feel really bad about what they are doing...... .....so they bury her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobbeh Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 awful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 awful Very awful but a brave attempt..... H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Terrible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheefa Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Knew that was coming but good nonetheless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra61 Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Very awful but a brave attempt..... H. wrong but pmsl:rlol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Very awful but a brave attempt..... H. Terrible Bit of deja vu there. Tough crowd... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pistol pete Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 my 11 week old babs is called daisy still funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmx1lew Posted August 22, 2007 Author Share Posted August 22, 2007 haha i was expecting others to post jokes aswell... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyB Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 i liked it! i laught at most things tho! heard it before but still made me chuckle lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 haha i was expecting others to post jokes aswell... Ok then but the subject of you joke was a bit close to the bone! You see, I used to be into necrophillia until some rotten c*nt split on me!! Thank you! Thank you! I'm here all week!! That is also the 4th time I've cracked that gag on here!! H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyB Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Haha thats gross mate lol!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Massey Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Ok then but the subject of you joke was a bit close to the bone! You see, I used to be into necrophillia until some rotten c*nt split on me!! Thank you! Thank you! I'm here all week!! That is also the 4th time I've cracked that gag on here!! H. the thing is with you h is that its probably true lol:d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmx1lew Posted August 22, 2007 Author Share Posted August 22, 2007 Ok then but the subject of you joke was a bit close to the bone! You see, I used to be into necrophillia until some rotten c*nt split on me!! Thank you! Thank you! I'm here all week!! That is also the 4th time I've cracked that gag on here!! H. haha, i like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobbeh Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates on the same day. They both met with an Angel to find out if they would be admitted to Heaven The angel said "Unfortunately, there's only one space in Heaven today so I must decide which of one of you will be admitted." The Angel asked Dolly if there was some particular reason why she should go to Heaven. Dolly took off her top and said, "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity." The Angel thanked Dolly, and asked Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth the same question. The Queen walked over to a toilet, pulled the lever and flushes it without saying a word. The Angel immediately said, "OK, your Majesty, you may go into Heaven." Dolly was outraged and asked, "What was that all about? I showed you two of God's own perfect creations and you turned me down. She simply flushed a commode and she got admitted to Heaven! Would you explain that to me? "Sorry, Dolly," said the Angel, "but even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a pair - no matter how big they are." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharpie Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Paddy and his wife are not sleeping well due to the neighbours dog barking all night long, Paddy turns to his wife and say "That's it" jumps out of bed and goes next door…5mins later, Paddy returns and get's back into bed but, his missus can still hear the dog barking and asks him why, Paddy replies, I brought the dog into our back yard, Let's see how they like it for a change Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 LOL. But "two of God's own perfect creations"? I think not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garetheves Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Ok then but the subject of you joke was a bit close to the bone! You see, I used to be into necrophillia until some rotten c*nt split on me!! Thank you! Thank you! I'm here all week!! That is also the 4th time I've cracked that gag on here!! H. I knew it wouldnt take you long to crack it again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golddigga Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 A little boy in the bath discovers his balls and asks his mum 'Are these my brains?' 'Not yet' she replies............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 I knew it wouldnt take you long to crack it again. I was waiting for you to turn up Gaz! I nearly Pm'd you the link..... H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snake Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 god made man before a woman to give him time to think of an answer to her first question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Little boy "Daddy, Daddy, What is a transvesite??" Dad "Ask your mother, he'll know!!":D H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Repost but still a good one!! Husband comes home from the pub and says to his wife "I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time??" His wife relies "Your cock is bigger than your brothers!!":D H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snake Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Two dogs at the vets one said to the other why are you here. well i am going to have my nuts chopped off because i mounted my lady owner and tried to give her one. fcuk me said the other dog i did the same thing and i am just here to get my nails clipped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Little Billy walks into his grandma's bathroom whilst she's in the bath. He asks "Oh granny, what is that between your legs?" Grandma blushes "Oh Billy" that is just my little hedgehog!!" Billy asks "Why are all it's guts hanging out then??":D H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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