JustGav Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 A Russian couple were walking down the street in Moscow one night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining," he said to his wife. "No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied. "No, I'm sure it was just rain," he said. Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then they saw a minor communist party official walking toward them. "Let's not fight about it," the man said, "Let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing." As the official approached, the man asked, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?" "It's raining, of course," he answered, and walked on. But the woman insisted, "I know that felt like snow!" To which the man replied, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 (Hands Phoenix a loaded service revolver) There you go, old chap, you know what's expected of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted December 13, 2006 Author Share Posted December 13, 2006 (Hands Phoenix a loaded service revolver) There you go, old chap, you know what's expected of you. Oh yes, not sure which is worse, posting it up here, or actually receiving it from my father... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim_supra Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 ha ha, that made me chuckle:d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guru Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Awful joke lol..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Get with the program Gav. http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=92203&highlight=xmas+jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 terrible! i'll tell it to everyone in the office Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Thats grate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Safely Insured Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 oh dear, that was bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragaz Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DamanC Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Oh dear, that is actually more than likely top of the worst jokes list! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nic Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 (Hands Phoenix a loaded service revolver) There you go, old chap, you know what's expected of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 that was MUCH better than when Charlotte told it yesterday, Its the way you type'um Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terribleturner Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 I didn't think it was too bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted December 13, 2006 Author Share Posted December 13, 2006 If I tell enough bad jokes, do I get my £10 back and told to bugger off?? *grin* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Theres nothing like a good joke, and that was nothing like a good joke. Gets a from me, although Charlottes version was funnier due to her (imagined) Russian accent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Theres nothing like a good joke, and that was nothing like a good joke. Gets a from me, although Charlottes version was funnier due to her (imagined) Russian accent. My friend and I actually spent a whole day walking round London doing 'that' accent. It's my best one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 My friend and I actually spent a whole day walking round London doing 'that' accent. It's my best one. is this the friend you interview leaves with at the playground? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 worst joke ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 is this the friend you interview leaves with at the playground? OMG Ed, you're not supposed to tell my embarrassing school stories willy nilly. (that was another friend btw) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittyclaws Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 ha ha, that made me chuckle:d you need to get out more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nic Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 willy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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