Snooze Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a fresh load of tadpoles to the old board of his. Then he'd spin it round and round, like a wheel of fortune, and no matter where it stopped he'd yell out, "Tadpoles! Tadpoles is a winner!" We all thought he was crazy. But then we had some growing up to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRalphMan Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 Why are blondes only allowed 30 minute lunch breaks? It takes too long to retrain them if they take an hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markymark Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 I think I will have pizza for dinner tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poncho Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 tuberculosis. ha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psymon Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 Hi Simon You can't play, after you won everything at Dragonball lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrAngry Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 usually, depends how big the personalities are! If her thigs are anything to go by she has a big personality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snooze Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra dan Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 are we there yet???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 Still no mods present.... guess we could have gone right past it or perhaps we haven't... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 and agin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRalphMan Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr lover Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 bugger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snooze Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poncho Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 im goin to wee my self in a minute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jspec Germany Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 winner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psymon Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 me again and again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRalphMan Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A:About 45 pounds!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrAngry Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 You can't play, after you won everything at Dragonball lol That was just an optical illusion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 Things are certainly picking up now.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snooze Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 I think people tend to forget that trees are living creatures. They're sort of like dogs. Huge, quiet, motionless dogs, with bark instead of fur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr lover Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra dan Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 are we there yet?????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 So close! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trig Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 Please put us out of our misery! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRalphMan Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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