Charlotte Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 A friend of ours is writing an article for valentines day and needs some tips on 'dating dos and don'ts'. Also any dating/first date horror stories....so anyone got any? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 All my dates have gone so well I can't possibly say what not to do. Do - be yourself. Don't - make up untrue crap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 Dont crash ya car into her parents garden wall as you pick her up on a date! It wasnt my fault really, she had an extremly short skirt on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellis Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 Apparently, asking your date if you can "take her up the wrong 'un" is not acceptable on a first date! Worth a crack on the 2nd methinks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 any horror stories....so anyone got any? yea, my whole life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 Also any dating/first date horror stories....so anyone got any? having been on 50 first dates (or so it seems) in the last 12 months, i have a book full of funny storys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 WOW: 50 dates in 12 months is a healthy record Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 WOW: 50 dates in 12 months is a healthy record nearly 1 a week! when do you find time to meet them? is it like that crappy craig david song... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 Lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurgen-Jm-Imports Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 common 50 dates in 12 months, you know what they say about us blokes take the figure then half it and then half it again then take away six lol and the girsl is multiply lol that what i was told lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaveriK Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 I Agree with Ellis that trying to kick her back door in or the first date is unwise at best. Second or third after a few diamond whites is the only way forward! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 some how I don't think this is gona make the grade for Charlotte's ("friend") story funny tho . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter richards Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 a friend yeh right char lol:search: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted February 13, 2006 Author Share Posted February 13, 2006 Ok can anyone add any sensible answers?? I want horror stories, first impressions etc!!! Rob - please can you post some of you date stories? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon K Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 Here's a tip .......... Always have a tug before the date. Takes that urge away and therefore stops you coming across as desparate and totally after a shag. And another........... As nightclubs are dark and you were pissed, you often never quite remember how they looked. So, always go to a pub with two entrances, so that you can walk around the bar and out the other door in the event she's a horse. And another.............. Always have 2 phones. One being your normal phone, one being "Bird Phone". SBK SBK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kghelmet Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 horror story.turned up for a blind date with a so called mate to make up a foursome and my date must of been at least 7 months pregnent:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 horror story.turned up for a blind date with a so called mate to make up a foursome and my date must of been at least 7 months pregnent:( WOW Your a fast worker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HelenC Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 A woman's P.O.V: Don't: Date so many men you can't remember who is who etc etc Get too excited if it goes well - the truth will come out eventually and men are often all 'talk talk talk' and no action!! Pay for it all! Pay half or nothing!! (preferably nothing - then spend the money on shoes or handbags or going out on a decent date!) Do: Run for the hills if he asks you to take it up the other - it means they are secretly gay and will 'come out' in their late 40's or 50's!! Besides - they won't be able to get it up after a few beers anyway! Drink lots of wine and get pissed - its the only way you will find their jokes even remotely funny Talk about how good your ex was in bed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 Do: Talk about how good your ex was in bed! Really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogmaw Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 If you met her online make sure the pic she used is a recent one, I went on a date a few years back and she had appeared to have just started training for the world record pie eating contest, which was news to me as I only found out when we met in the pub and she hollered (wobbled) over to say hi. I had to stay with her all night (literally) and I only did her to get her back for lying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 Apparently, asking your date if you can "take her up the wrong 'un" is not acceptable on a first date! Worth a crack on the 2nd methinks! I knew I was going wrong somewhere..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz1 Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 If you met her online make sure the pic she used is a recent one, I went on a date a few years back and she had appeared to have just started training for the world record pie eating contest, which was news to me as I only found out when we met in the pub and she hollered (wobbled) over to say hi. I had to stay with her all night (literally) and I only did her to get her back for lying :rlol: oh i have so been there and the one where her pic was like 15 yrs ago, wtf err did she think i was blind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu_Fraser Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 Always have 2 phones. One being your normal phone, one being "Bird Phone". lol, very true.... having just the one phone can cause so much shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 always make sure you never put them in your phone with names like Sarah and Sarah2....its always gonna end in tears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 always make sure you never put them in your phone with names like Sarah and Sarah2....its always gonna end in tears yup, i fell foul to that! ended up inviting a complete rotter to my 25th birthday, instead of a friend and her blokey! damn i was surprised! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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