The Raven Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3330057/Vicar-went-to-hospital-with-potato-stuck-in-bottom.html QUOTE Vicar went to hospital with potato stuck in bottom A vicar attended hospital with a potato stuck up his bottom - and claimed it got there after he fell on to the vegetable while naked. Published: 2:55PM GMT 31 Oct 2008 The clergyman, in his 50s, told nurses he had been hanging curtains when he fell backwards on to his kitchen table. He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap, said the vicar, who insisted he had not been playing a sex game. Sheffield have had to remove from people's backsides or genitals. Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll – and a carnation. Speaking of the vicar, A & E nurse Trudi Watson, of Sheffield's Northern General Hospital, said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. "But it's not for me to question his story. He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." She advised anyone tempted to use such objects in sex games to think again. "It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening," she said. "Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result." A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. "But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." LMAO that is all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPRALOOPY Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 I like the tags that go with this thread. bum, perv, spud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 Well, as long as it keeps him away from the choirboys... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 "But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." ....... then and report it to the local news paper Yum.. nothing like a baked potato and a blob of brown sauce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marbleapple Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 I heard a similar story a few years go about a bottle of ketchup. Apparently the guy put a condom on it 1st so that he could actually reuse the bottle at a later date..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifty Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 I heard a similar story a few years go about a bottle of ketchup. Apparently the guy put a condom on it 1st so that he could actually reuse the bottle at a later date..... some posts are just too detailed... Rich Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden1989 Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 That...........is disgusting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifty Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 next thing theyll tell us the spud was shaped like Jesus! Rich Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Wilson Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 next thing theyll tell us the spud was shaped like Jesus! Rich What a terrible thing to say LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 Little Britain anyone? "I fell into what is considered a threesome with two other men but I'm happily married" Classic. The best one I've ever heard is a lib dem candidate where I used to live. His excuse for having a gay affair was that he was depressed because he went bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaveriK Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 What type of potato was it? Baked? Charlotte? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marbleapple Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 The best one I've ever heard is a lib dem candidate where I used to live. His excuse for having a gay affair was that he was depressed because he went bald. The most obvious explaination I am sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0lly Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 "But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Wilson Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 "Earth to earth, dust to dust, in sure and in certain hope the NHS will remove their potatoes in a professional and discreet manner". "Was that a sod of earth on the coffin?". "No, the vicar just passed last night's spud in the hole". Yea Gods..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 Can't believe he went to hospital with that lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl_S Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 chips anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcAB10 Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 wtf.. he 'fell' onto a potato.. naked.. hanging curtains.. sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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