Gaz6002 Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 I didnt mention anything about dating Rhinos. Perhaps thats whats on your conscience? In anycase, may i suggest you perhaps move onto dating Women? Happy new year. OK I can't seem to bring myself to correct your post. Maybe it's my goodwill shining through on this festive occasion... or maybe it's too far gone. Women seem to be sufficiently forthcoming, although I don't like the term "dating". It implies forced marriage and the breeding of animals IMO - which doesn't exactly float my boat. I prefer "taking a girl out" and then enjoying the reception. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 Oh, and Happy New Year to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 Cant we all just get along? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MV8 Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 I didnt mention anything about dating Rhinos. Perhaps thats whats on your conscience? In anycase, may i suggest you perhaps move onto dating Women? Happy new year. lol ouch! yeh its the new year comon people! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 Cant we all just get along? Of course! Happy new year Rob! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 Of course! Happy new year Rob! Happy new year Gaz Im afraid to say this forum is going downhill, all the arguments and things. (iv now done that in 2 threads, im claiming first use of 2009!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axle Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 Cant we all just get along? I am getting along. I am all smiles.. As aforementioned, i dont like the 'dating' scene either. Im just still at loss as to what fannybags is, that was all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 Happy new year Gaz Im afraid to say this forum is going downhill, all the arguments and things. (iv now done that in 2 threads, im claiming first use of 2009!) It's such a shame. Do I mention Hitler now or wait for Martin? The plane will take off and all that. BTW... which argument? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 Im just still at loss as to what fannybags is, that was all. It's my way of saying "RUBBISH!!!!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axle Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 Who is arguing? There was me thinking ladies are always the sensitive ones. It's my way of saying "RUBBISH!!!!!!!" Next time say Rubbish!!!!1!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 Who is arguing? There was me thinking ladies are always the sensitive ones. Depends which bits you touch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 BTW... which argument? I dont know, but without one i couldnt do the special phrase, so anything will do Have you seen that video of Ken Block? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 I dont know, but without one i couldnt do the special phrase, so anything will do Have you seen that video of Ken Block? Something about a crime-fighting dog in a 60's van going around mating with ghosts? Is that it? (EDIT: Scooby - maybe a little obscure?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axle Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 Depends which tits you touch! Valid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_b Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 Just had someone knock on the front door, twice, no one there either time. Wifes quite worried by it. If you catch someone knocking, you could threaten to show them the fish in your pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted January 1, 2009 Author Share Posted January 1, 2009 Ok, it wasn't a rhino. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 Ok, it wasn't a rhino. phew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieSteve Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 look down... migh be a midget Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted January 1, 2009 Author Share Posted January 1, 2009 look down... migh be a midget No, she was safe inside the house with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted January 1, 2009 Author Share Posted January 1, 2009 If you catch someone knocking, you could threaten to show them the fish in your pants. My secret santa prezzie at the office do was a pair of underpants and a magnetic fishing rod set. I'd only told a couple of guys at work, but it went round like wildfire. Very funny at the time, but like the roast potatoes, they were used as ammo later and lost forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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