Chris Wilson Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne too!' 'What a coincidence, 'the farmer says, 'This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating.' 'This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!' says the woman. 'What a coincidence' says the man. As they clinked glasses the farmer asked, 'What are you celebrating?' 'My husband and I have been trying for years to have a child, and today my gynaecologist told me that I'm pregnant!' 'What a coincidence,' says the man, 'I'm a chicken farmer and for years all my hens have been infertile, but today I finally have hatched some chicks' 'That's great!' says the woman, 'How did your chickens become fertile?' 'I used a different cock,' he replied . The woman smiled and said, 'ANOTHER coincidence, wow...' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DannyB Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 the mrs liked it lol she sure did! Sorry just thought id go along with the joke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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