far Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 This is a genuine 'CV' (word used loosely) from someone applying for a sales position which landed in my inbox a while ago:D The best bits are towards the last 2 paragraphs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_blackman Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 pmsl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyP Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 When does she start? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADL Mark Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 I bet that got filed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Walker Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 My mind is flexible and erect Employ her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz1 Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 well did she get the job:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 I love children but I know how to find the best relationship with them in the most suitable way, straight inside, there mind and body[/Quote] I'm sure that's not right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyW Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 Brilliant, give her the job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmigzyTT Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 LOL, tremendous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 I love children but I know how to find the best relationship with them in the most suitable way, straight inside, there mind and body i think you should check the register first before offering the position!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzi Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARTIN R Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 different:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooquicktostop Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 Its a shame really because I bet she set out with all the best intentions and it has been very lost in translation, still she should have had it proof read I suppose, gave me a laugh though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
far Posted February 12, 2008 Author Share Posted February 12, 2008 considering the job function is selling to IT companies I dont even know why she is telling me about children! I loved 'My mind is flexible and erect ' wtf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 http://www.fartashdad.com/images/bann.jpg http://www.fartashdad.com/images/bann.jpg If this is her, I'd definitely try her in a range of positions through your office. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 Shocking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 considering the job function is selling to IT companies I dont even know why she is telling me about children! I loved 'My mind is flexible and erect ' wtf? I guess employent hangs on what she looks like:eyebrows: and to make sure that she is "obidient":sly: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyknox Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 Give her the nose test... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyknox Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 http://www.fartashdad.com/images/bann.jpg http://www.fartashdad.com/images/bann.jpg If this is her, I'd definitely try her in a range of positions through your office. lmao..yeh, get her on your "staff" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbonut Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 She sounds too over qualified to work in the UK!! :D L Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SILKYSMOOTH Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 I have worked in recruitment for over 6 years and believe me thats nothing new to me...I've seen worse. If it was sent by an agency then I would be really shocked! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
far Posted February 12, 2008 Author Share Posted February 12, 2008 I have worked in recruitment for over 6 years and believe me thats nothing new to me...I've seen worse. If it was sent by an agency then I would be really shocked! Naaa - it was sent via the Reed website. Which agency do you work for? PM if you want, I have open vacancies in London at the moment Cheers Far Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SILKYSMOOTH Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 Naaa - it was sent via the Reed website. Which agency do you work for? PM if you want, I have open vacancies in London at the moment Cheers Far I worked for several specialist IT recruitment firms in London, City and Essex, and had my own agency for almost 3 years so nowadays I recruit from home, amongst concentrating in accountancy too, so the client benefits from lower fee's as I have the flexibility to do so. I keep my overheads low thus passing that on the client by giving them a discount on fees. I have worked in Sales, HR, Finance, IT, Rec2Rec recruitment and the list goes on... I have seen your vacancy for 'sales manager' and did consider it as I have some knowledge of CRM software and dealings with end user clients and obviously lots of sales experience. However you are based in Victoria and I am only prepared to travel upto St.Pauls'ish more city-end. Reed have tried to employ me 3 times and there is just no way that is going to happen. PM me if you wish re: job spec/vacancies and I will see what I can do to help you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colsoop Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 I'd definitely try her in a range of positions through your office. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiceRocket Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 Female Iranian basketball player Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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