Al Massey Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 CALORIES BURNED DURING SEX! REMOVING HER CLOTHES With her consent 12 Calories Without her consent 2,187 Calories OPENING HER BRA: With both hands 8 Calories With one hand 12 Calories With your teeth 485 Calories PUTTING ON A CONDOM: With an erection 6 Calories Without an erection 3,315 Calories POSITIONS: Missionary 12 Calories 69 lying down 78 Calories 69 standing up 812 Calories Wheelbarrow 216 Calories Doggy Style 326 Calories Italian chandelier 2,912 Calories ORGASMS: Real 112 Calories Fake 1,315 Calories POST ORGASM: Lying in bed hugging 18 Calories Getting up immediately 36 Calories Explaining why you got out of bed immediately 816 Calories GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are: 20-29 years 36 Calories 30-39 years 80 Calories 40-49 years 124 Calories 50-54 years 1,972 Calories 55-69 years 7,916 Calories 70 and over Results are still pending DRESSING AFTERWARDS: Calmly. 32 Calories In a hurry 98 Calories With her father knocking at the door 5,218 Calories With your wife knocking at the door 13,521 Calories Results may vary! THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD Right now, as you read this, 69 Million Americans are having SEX! And you're on the computer!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra steveo Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 And you're on the computer!!! hey you a mind reader to, did that burn any calories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 What about having sex whilst on the computer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Headroom Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 What about having sex whilst on the computer Or having sex with the computer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 Or having sex with the computer Thats where the phrase lap top comes from then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
far Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 Or having sex with the computer or having sex in the computer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 How many calories will I burn having to read another *interesting' off topic thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra steveo Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 how many calories did i waste typing this reply Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 How many calories will I burn having to read another *interesting' off topic thread? You know what to do Mr new spangly mod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 How many calories will I burn having to read another *interesting' off topic thread? Well you applied for the position. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 You know what to do Mr new spangly mod What and get called the off-topic police, forum nazi or similar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra steveo Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 go on delete the thread you forum Nazi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 How many calories will I burn having to read another *interesting' off topic thread? Not as many as you would for the volume you have created over the years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BASHTHEBISHOP Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 What is the italian chandelier position? Based on the number of calories burned it sounds a bit energetic for me lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra steveo Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 What and get called the off-topic police, forum nazi or similar? oh right oops only joshing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 Not as many as you would for the volume you have created over the years *rubs hands together* Right then. Time to test my powers. MWAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 POSITIONS: Missionary 12 Calories 69 lying down 78 Calories 69 standing up 812 Calories Wheelbarrow 216 Calories Doggy Style 326 Calories Italian chandelier 2,912 Calories Theres more than two position's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveR Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 Not as many as you would for the volume you have created over the years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom S Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 How many calories will I burn having to read another *interesting' off topic thread? about the same amount as we had to put up with every time you started an off topic thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul mac Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 i wonder how many calories "no not this month dear i have a head ache" uses up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom S Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 *rubs hands together* Right then. Time to test my powers. MWAHAHA So can't take the truth eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 about the same amount as we had to put up with every time you started an off topic thread :rlol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 Not as many as you would for the volume you have created over the years about the same amount as we had to put up with every time you started an off topic thread Repost. So can't take the truth eh? Oh I can take a lot, Tom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom S Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 Repost. Oh I can take a lot, Tom. Martin was the word repost not banned some months ago? And if some one posted the same at the same time how is it a repost. But it is true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snake Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 How many calories are used thinking about it ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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