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Some people just get paid way too much !! tut Have a good time any way.

woooowww... where can I get one lol !

Ahhhh for once it sends you to a page that has some thing to do with the topic you have asked for lol Very good !!!

YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYY !!! Well there will be lots of new hand bags made

I just dont get it .... lol Men are like.... 1. Men are like .......Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you. 2. Men are like .Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like ........Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like .......Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not quite sure why . 5. Men are like .......Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like ....Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like .Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like ........Government Bonds ...... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like .......Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like ..Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like . Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright. 13. Men are like Parking Spots ....... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Not exactly much onthe web site is there, seems a bit of a cheep skate lol, i dont live far from there and never heard of him so he cant advertise that much !

A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features. And when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his arse.

"And here's one I made earlier" ! lol

That truley is a nice deep purple, always look so good when polished up like that !!! Nice car

NOOOO... Thats the 1st joke i have got as repost am normally so good at looking out for them 1st

That is a lovely looking car, wouldnt mind having ago !!!

A girl walks into a supermarket and buys the following items: 1 Bar of Soap 1 Toothbrush 1 Tube of toothpaste 1 loaf of bread 1 pint of milk 1 apple 1 banana 1 orange 1 plum 1 grapefruit 1 baking potato 1 kraft single 1 muesli bar 1 pie 1 frozen pizza 1 single frozen dinner The bloke behind her in the queue taps her on the shoulder. He is carrying a basket with a six pack of Stella, a pizza and some Wagon Wheels. As she turns he smiles at her and says, "Single, eh?" The girl smiles sheepishly and replies,"How did you guess?" He looks at her - straight in the eyes and gently says "Because you're minging."

My PC has been playing up but thanks to Jake i got mine sorted !!1

Am glad you got it sorted out after all the trouble they were giving you! Fingers crossed ita all ok and is better than before

Hate the white one The red is OK apart from that spoiler !!!

I keep finding a cat from the falt down stairs that lays on mine and I just hope its doesnt scract it when it jumps on and off it. Saying that at least it has good taste and goes for the nicest car around !!

Paul, As I thought CJ was not gettingthis i no longer need the carpets, sorted min this weekend so best offer it about ! Sorry !!!

I get around 300 miles for £60-£65 in the N/A but it all depends on how you drive. If you thrash it of course you will get less than motorway driving at 70 !!! But who wants to do that especialy when you get egged on to race lol and im always putting a tenner in (when its nearly pay day ) lol

Cor not good, havent been online all weekend only just seen your pics. Glad your ok and hope its all sorted soon for yuo !!

looking on elephants site a min ago they only seem to show up the Miii on the quote system have to call for other imports !!!

Yeah i got to look up when i was walking around to the office, think im blind now, I do it every time look right at it and then the pain starts !!!

Yep stilllllllll going ... Just

pmsl

Lolly (played safe there)