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Sorry for it being a word file !!!

A blonde went into a world wide message centre to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300, she exclaimed, I don't have any money, "But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother". The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect). "Anything?" he asked. "Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised. "Well then, just follow me" said the man as he walked towards the next room. The blonde did as she was told and followed the man. "Come in and close the door" the man said. She did. He then said; "Now get on your knees" She did. "Now take down my zipper" She did. "Now go ahead, take it out"....he said. She reached in and grabbed it with both hands then paused. The man closed his eyes and whispered, "Well then............ go ahead" The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it and while holding it close to her lips, tentatively said.......... "HELLO MUM , ITS MARY ........................CAN YOU HEAR ME??"

Pmsl thats great !!!

These are for the older Celica but look the same shape ...would they fit??? decent price too !!! http://www.performancecentre.co.uk/p/sv_pl.asp?VC=TYCEL01&PTC=MHW02

I poped the question last Christmas so no not again this year lol... but congratulations to any one that has !!!

yep hit and run so have to use the No Claims !!! ... have been told about £700 ish but need written quotes now so i can pass to the insurance comapany ect.

Ok well most of you know about the little mishap with me leaving my car in a car park But i need to start to get quotes for the repair work so any one on here want to give me a quote for the work ... and take the job on even ??? All insurance paid so no probs getting paid for the work lol Pics attached.. and like the crap advert says "Quote me happy" pmsl !!!

Thats the purple one i got for xmas...took the stikers off and looks almost like mine now, just the wrong rear wing !!!

I have used it before .. in the N/A is ok... use it now and again still just to make me think its cleaning it lol (mind over matter)

Got a great Purple 1/16 remote control Supra from the mother in law ... put the slicks on it and been driving it around the flat all last night, does great doughnuts on the lyno in the kitchen lol Took all the stickers off to make it look a bit more like mine too !!! worst thing ... thats easy for some reason i got a pack of 30 razors of my mum ... they arent even bick ones the are cheeper than that WTF !!! lol think it will be off to A&E if I used them lol

Great pics ... but it makes me so sad seeing that last one again. Just glad you wasnt hurt to bad, a small car would have ...well i dare not think about it !!!!

Happy birthday mate !!!! ....and for your birthday I see you have jumped up the fantasy footie table a bit

Thank you !!!

Shes the one in corrie that had the kid really young lol ... gails daughter.. I duno Kerrie watches it not me I just know she looks about 15 but is 20 ish:blush:

> > The Italian says, > "When I have a-finished makina love with my girl-a-friend, I go down > and gently tickle the back of her knees. She floatsa 6 inches abova da > bed in ecstasy". > > > > The Frenchman replies, > "Zat is nothing, when Ah 'ave finished making ze love with ze > girlfriend ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen ah lick ze soles > of her feet with mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in > pure ecstasy". > > > > The Irishman says, > "Dat's nottin'. When Oi've finished shaggin' me bord, I get out of da > bed, walk over to d'window and wipe me knob on da curtain. > > She hits da fockin' roof.

> >With Christmas almost upon us, I'd like to extend my heartfelt >appreciation to all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send >me "forwards" over the past 12 months. > >Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed and healthy. > >Extra thanks to whoever sent me the email about rat crap in the glue on >envelopes - cause I now have to go get a wet towel every time I need to >seal an envelope. > >Also, I scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. > >Because of your genuine concern, I no longer drink Coca Cola because it >I know it can remove toilet stains, which is not exactly an appealing >characteristic. > >I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be >pricked with a needle infected with AIDS. > >I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a >water buffalo on a hot day. > >I no longer go to shopping centres because someone might drug me with a >cologne sample and rob me. > >I no longer eat KFC because their "chickens" are actually horrible >mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. > >I no longer worry about my soul because at last count, I have >363,214 angels looking out for me. > >Thanks to you, I have learned that God only answers my prayers if I >forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five >minutes. > >I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl on the >Internet who is about to die in the hospital (for the 1,387,258th >time). > >I no longer have any money at all in fact - but that will change once I >receive the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL are sending me for >participating in their special on-line email program. > >Yes, I want to thank you all so much for looking out for me that I will >now return the favour! > >If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 7 >minutes, a large pigeon with a wicked case of diahorrea will land on >your head at 5:00PM this afternoon. I know this will occur because it >actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbour's >ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's beautician. > >Merry Christmas! > >I love a forwarded e-mail though don't you!!! >

I normally use the BBC one for up to date traffic and travel or i find that local council sites will always have it posted about up comming road works !

excellent thanks boys !!! Now they will match the main beem blue ones !!

really need to get something to put in the back of the exhaust the neighbours are going mad lol Its a RSR Exghust Magic... some one please help me or at least point me the right way

Just a quick one had a look around and cant see what i need. I am bad at searching though lol When replacing the bulbs in a j-spec what numbers are they for front fogs and side lights is it 501 for the sides??? and fogs ?? :shrug: and do the 501 W5W Osram Halogen Cool Blue Sidelights..as i have seen give that merc /audi nice blue look to them ???

# thats ok then gets a bit extra power and sonds so sweert. Ive lost mine pmsl oppsss

Gald it all went ok and that the car is strill in one piece lol !!! Did you have to put the muffler in or was it ok ?

Happy birthday mate, have a good one

Woooo.... 1st is still in sight then lol

Mines waiting for me at the sorting office, bloody postman never leaves things on the door step lol ...have to get it this weekend !!!