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gaz1

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  1. 5k pm me and will collect tomorow:innocent:
  2. Rorschach should fit the bill
  3. Guts or Balls.... There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below: GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the Guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: ''Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'' BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: ''You're next, fatty.'' I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death. the old ones are still the best:D
  4. jeez is he still tuning:rolleyes:
  5. bonjour, and welcome you should join this merry band, the advice alone is worth the joining fee:D
  6. http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=149786&highlight=haltech hope this helps
  7. looks brilliant mate well done:D
  8. gaz1

    Sad git.

    damn i seem to be a sad git too:D
  9. gaz1

    am i normal

    not if i am on the good guys side;)
  10. gaz1

    am i normal

    THIS IS NOT ABOUT ANY ONGOING DISPUTES AND WOULD NOT LIKE INPUT ABOUT ANY DISPUTES, but whenever there is a new dispute in the dispute section, i am waiting at the edge of my seat waiting for the next reply, and after a few hours i log on again and find no new responses i feel dissapointed. or am i just a saddo:d
  11. maybe someone has taken a hit out on him and he is keeping a low profile:blink:
  12. he will be here,,,,somewhere;) watching and waiting:D
  13. Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. 'What's the matter?' asked Little Johnny. 'Giving up?' * * * * * * * * * * * The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, 'Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?' Little Johnny quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!' * * * * * * * * * * * Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. 'Yes,' said the policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to capture him.'Little Johnny asked, 'Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?' * * * * * * * * * * * Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses,I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the postman wants to buy Mom
  14. i used to and it worked well, but what ecu are you running
  15. gaz1

    180 mph

    and it took you almost 2 years to do it:d
  16. private plate included;)
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