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COME ON GUYS AND JOIN THE FUN IN THE NEW CHAT ROOM, UNDER CLUB EXTRAS, THERE ARE LOADS OF US THERE NOW

Under club extras go to member chat there are loads of us there now having a good old chin wag .... see you there guys

Get into the new club chat room there are loads of us there. mawby has gone to great lengths to get us a decent chat room and it's great so get chatting guys

Have you guys seen the new chat room under club extras's. Looks really kool, shame there aren't many people using it at the mo, was chatting to myself for a while lmao, I had quite a good conversation with meself

I would be interested in both of these, the dash LED's sound cool

Now ur going on about me grammar, if only you could speak proper English like as how what I do lol

As I really care that you go looking round the posts correcting everyone, comedy sketch or no comedy sketch, Americans live in a bubble P.S Hope all my spelling is correct this time, just check it and make sure and let me if it's not Ok, as I'm sure you will

Just managed to add my name on the calender Steve so get ur names down guys ..... Hope we get our room back this month Steve

Dum ass yanks .... ask them if they know where the USA is on the map lmao

Think she could rewrite the Kama Sutra without any problem

Oh sorry didn't know that. Just thought it was funny is all and wanted to share it ....... Never mind, I'm sure there are others that haven't .....

Why would you think anyone would spend a £ to listen to something you can probs get off the Internet anyway

Greek family is sitting around the supper table and the son asks if he can ask a personal question. The father said, "Ask away." The young man asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions. " Onions?" Yes, when you see them, they make you cry." This infuriated the wife and daughter, so the daughter said, "Can I ask a personal question? Mom, how many kinds of penises are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles, and looks at her husband and answers, "Well, daughter, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, a man's penis is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" Yes, dead from the root and the balls are there for decoration only."

The guy playing chicken with the train was just totally crazy .....

Well, I didn't know that, sorry, still, it's the sort of crazy claims that go on in the USA

That was outstanding and very funny. Some of the Q&A were brilliant

That was hillarious, just goes to show you can't go up against company laywers and money unless you know what ur dealng with

Very tired cos just back off holiday, think I'll go to sleep now, thanks for the tablet lol

A respectable 26 but could do betber cos i talk too much in class

He should be reported just for the amount of negative feedback comments alone ...... :thumbdown

I get people taking pics with mobiles and cameras and kids shouting nice car mate .... Great ain't it .....

Oh and I'm taking that f*ckin ugly dog with me. Yeh that hidious b*sted above lmao .........

Looks Idylic .... I'm off to Thailand Sunday night for six days so should be a nice break from all the stress here ........

Very funny I liked that.

Your right .... ur absolutley right ... and probs would have been had I not had half the local pub inside me. If I had me baby with me I would have left a Club Card .... Respect to the observant types of this world lol