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Yep .... pretty much knocks all the time, really starting to piss me off now lmao

Have a great birthday Katie, the keys for the new tractor are in the post. And to all the other birthday boys and girls, have a good one ......

These humps are killing my rear end, the car not me ass, and now got a knocking from the ass end. Before I look, just wondered if you guys might have an idea to what it might be .... Thanks

Cough remedy.. The pharmacist walks into the store to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. He asks the blonde clerk "What's with that guy over there by the wall?" The blonde clerk responds: "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative." The pharmacist yells: "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with a laxative!" The blonde clerk responds, "Of course you can! Look at him, he's afraid to cough.

Hope you have a lovely birthday on Sunday, Katie. Had a really good time last night and it was nice to be able to sit outside for a change. Thanks to Steve for pointing out that me two outer lights are actually fog lights and all was required was to turn them on. Made meself look a right fool but hey, that seems to come naturally to me anyways. Look forward to the next meet and the barbeque on the 25th. If anyone knows as to why I've lost my electric seat windows and central locking after pulling me dash out and messing with the wires to the rear fog light switch, then any info would be appreciated. By the ways, all the fuses seem to be OK. Thanks Guys Ben

I'll be there guys with a friend who maybe interested in getting a Soop

1) Pull out the ashtray. 2) Prise up the gear lever surround ... it just clips in. 3) The piece with the warning lights above the main dial has five screws in, remove these and then disconect the three plugs and pull away. 4) Once this has been removed you can then pull out the centre dial cover which again clips into place. 5) You should now be left with the main centre piece panel and the ignition panel. 6) Remove any screws which should be at the top as the rest just clips in. 7) Prise away the panels and disconnect the remaining plugs. The rubber coating needs to be removed before you can prime it. The best way of doing this is to use bleach and one of those kitchen scourers that look a bit like chrome netting. Think you know the one I mean. I found the best spray paint is from halfords. If you want some advice on the spraying then let me know as I have just finished mine. Hope this helps mate, if you need anymore info then just ask.

Took all the dash out to respray. Now the electric seats windows and central locking do not work. Have checked all the fuses and the plugs to the back of the dash. Any suggestions would be appreciated guys .....

Sure everything is but gonna have another check tomoz because even with all the panels out I still drove to work and the windows were working fine then

I decided to respray all the dial panels and after fixing it all back the electric windows and the central locking and the cig lighter don't work ... I've checked all the fuses and all seem ok but will look agian tomoz ... any ideas guys .........

Never Argue with a Woman One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left. MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

I'm just want to know how they kept the thing going in a straight line ....

I did my left index finger wiv a electric compound mitre saw. And the same thing as me, just missed the tendons and the bone so if you have missed those then you are half way there chum ... good luck Have been a chippie for 23 years and thats the first time I have ever done that and hopefully it will be the last .....

This takes some believing but hey, it can only be in America http://www.filecabi.net/video/nitro-powered-bus.html

Well I was pointing in the wrong direction so thought I would turn my car around. Just look how narrow the road is outside my house peeps Just hosted the video at http://www.filecabi.net http://www.filecabi.net/u.php?file=1144034389.wmv

Soz for the late reply but been pretty hectic with the funeral arrangements and everything but was nice to see everyone again last week. I think it was important to get out and see you all and was nice for Jessica as well. See u all next month .....

It is with sad regret to inform those that I know in the club and who know me, that my wife died yesturday 4th March aged 29. On Friday the 3rd she seemed to have a bad cold or chest infection and was having problems breathing and by 15.00 on Saturday, she had passed away at Frimley Park Hospital. Everything that could have been done was done but alas I am now left to bring up Jessica on my own. It has been one of the hardest days of my life to explain to my 8 year old daughter, why she won't ever see her mummy again. But life will go on for Jessica and myself. I just wanted to let my friends know my feelings and hope that u never have to go through what myself and my daughter have been through today .... God bless u all ............ xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx I am heartened by all of the messages of support from everyone that has posted on this thread. Myself and Jessica have read every single one of them and am amazed at the amount of support from all of you. You have all helped to ease our pain at this difficult time through your messages. We especially liked the Foot Prints Poem which meant alot. Thanks to all of you from Ben and Jessica Lucy ...

Hi guys OMG I missed an SEM ... couldn't get away from work this time so well peeved about that. Hope everyone had a great time.

Well if I go to the shop I got seven, and back is fourteen. If I don't go to the shop and just go to work I got 6 there and 6 back so is 12. If I go to work everyday and if i don't and go to the shop is still 4380 humps in a year so I think I win hands down or maybe not as the case maybe. Any government that decides to rip them up gets my vote anyday .......

I heard it started to blubber after it got lost

That was a classic .... love it

Have to say that joke was a crack

Thanks mate: Well was thinking of doing it that way but thought I would get a better finish if they were out but good point. Will have a go that way and if it goes a bit Pete Tong will have to try a different approach ....

Any advice on how easy is to remove and replace the side electric windows on me Soop. I need to retint them. Thank in advance for you help guys

Oh no. got to be a wax babes, can't be aving ladders in me stockings lmao