Greek family is sitting around the supper table and the son asks if he can
ask a personal question.
The father said, "Ask away."
The young man asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?"
The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of
breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.
In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a
bit. After fifty, they are like onions.
" Onions?"
Yes, when you see them, they make you cry."
This infuriated the wife and daughter, so the daughter said, "Can I ask a
personal question? Mom, how many kinds of penises are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles, and looks at her husband and answers, "Well,
daughter, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, a man's penis is
like an oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a
birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas
tree."
"A Christmas tree?"
Yes, dead from the root and the balls are there for decoration only."