CJ

No. The money the company will pay you is as an external consultant and as such, will be liable to tax as an earned income which you must declare on your tax self assessment.

Was it another repost? Oh buggernuts!

Any pics?

A Scotsman, an Englishman & an Irishman were sitting in a bar in Boston talking about the "Old Country". The food was great, the beer was excellent and the atmosphere was very comfortable. "As good as this is," said the Scotsman, I still prefer the pubs back home in Glasgow, there's a wee place called McTavish's. The Landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he will buy the fifth drink for you." "Well, Angus," said the Englishman, "At my local in London, The Red Lion, the barman will buy you your third after you buy the first two." "Ah, dats nothin'," said Shamus. "Back home in Dublin there's the Codfish Bar. The moment ya set foot in the place, they'll buy ya a drink, then another - all the drinks you like, actually. Then when ya've had enough drinks,they'll take ya upstairs and see dat ya gets laid, all on the house! The Englishman and the Scotsman immediately shout down the Irishman's claim, but he swears every word is true. "Well," said the Englishman, still suspicious. "Did this actually happen to you?" Not meself, personally, no," admitted Shamus. But it did happen to me sister quite a few times."

Yes

Much horse grassy arse

No, just a geek

Ah...that must be it then as I use Firefox too.

I would have a look here mate.

It made me chuckle too

It is mainly video I am thinking of.

Barium

What do you do with dead elements?

Why is it that when I right click, I do not get the option to save target as?

I know

What with? My willy???

Will do - but only after personally inspecting it I was going to have that famous Welsh railway station tattooed on my willy.....Rhyl!

Where did that statistic come from?

I think that 89.4% of all statistics are made up on the spot

Yep - happened to me too.

Ah - I stand (or in this case sit) corrected.

I thought that too. TBH, this thread has sort of set a precedent for the rest of the members who might now be wondering what is the point of having that new section.

I have read it again now and see what you mean.

I am a bit confused by that. What is different in what Paul said? Homer, was the odometer clocking up in miles when you purchased the car or still clocking up in KM's? I ask as if it was clocking up in KM's might the readout have been changed to show the true mileage instead of KM's?