Dave17

Yep, should be perfect for some good ol' shield antics Alas, not TSG Disclaimer: Dave's weather predictions may be Michael Fish in accuracy

I work in the Met, no cocktails and beautiful women Well sometimes....I was more ticked off that he had the ignorance to tell me my car was s**t and worthless...which somehow justifies hitting me?

As above please, must be in perfect condition and electrically folding!

Depending on what mood i'm in when i wake up

I'll kill you!

199 Silver i'm afraid Irish actually Apparently they come from Toyota painted so i may well have to get the other one sprayed to match it's new friend.

Well, he couldnt really deny fault while i was shouting at him and my mirror had miraculously ceased to be attached to the car. I've got in touch with his employers to see what their stance is, don't want to contact my own insurance for something relatively cheapish to save the premium.

Suppose if you have the money to buy one in the first place you have the money to replace it when it erupts in to flames If you do not also explode in to flames

Merrily on my way home down a country lane that is barely wide enough for 2 normal sized cars. Driving incredibly slowly because the road is that poor. So, i see a bloody great huge container coming on, it's taking up 3/4 of the road, i pull in as far as i can and the clown drives right in to the side of me.... The miracle is that he only trimmed off my drivers side mirror right at the base, ok accidents happen i can accept that. He then gets out of the cab screaming and shouting at me and telling me my shit heap is not worth anything. He nearly got himself murdered for that. It was only when i produced my work id that he decided it was unwise to carry on....now i have to claim off the haulage firm he works for, i'm not going to pay for this myself after this blatant arseclown tried to crush me. £250 for a new mirror which is all good but i'm not paying for it. Rant over, most lorry drivers need to be shot.

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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm this is becoming Ken Block

Your MUM!

All I know is that if I come back as Nizam I know I cocked it all up this time, but I'll keep the carpet.

Honestly, where do they all come from, is there a link to this site that says we accept arseclowns? Point in case is the arseclown that feels the need to create new threads everyday about how his Elise keeps getting destroyed by old jags! He doesn't even write in English!

First of all let me say you are the end of a bell, and secondly, close the door on youre way out.

Apparently Portsmouth and Southsea are good for a coastal run, if the girlfriend is to be believed, be good to see you all again

Me toooooooo!

Welcome!

Your opinion failed to count when you painted yours orange

Yes, way too cheap, £4.5k for a 2005 M3.....

Welcome!

One from ages ago yeah, i wonder what sort of power it puts out..........

Is this the Russian one?

Could you get some better pics please mate, I can't really see the spoiler very much! Dibs too please!

This country is just poor. I want nice shiny new aircraft carriers, jets and to maintain our nuclear deterrent, and build more submarines. I'll quite happily pay my taxes just for that.