Shadow Beast

Thats a good one, I must use my bargining skills, 7 weeks no sex I would say I have a good chance of getting away with it!!!!!!

I did something really terrible today and now I must pay the price. Just before my husband went to Kenya 7 weeks ago he purchased me a lovely new set of alloys for my Supra and they look lush. I have been really really really careful with the car in general and especially with the wheels - then today it all went wrong. Firstly my car went for a MOT and I am glad to say it passed all ok, however I had to go straight from the garage to work and I could not find a car parking space anywhere!!!!! I drove around a couple of times then to my luck I found one space (a tight space, a very very very tight space) between to cars. Now, I am crap a parallel parking but I had no choice but to go for it. I took my time and everything was going ok then some bald bastard came along in his rover and had to wait for me to finish my maneuver, this understandably put me under immense pressure and I hear a terrible scraping noise so I went from reverse to forward and heard the same scrapping noise again. Eventually I got out of my car and I have to say I was in the space perfectly, however I have the biggest scrap on my alloys ever!!!!! Now I had to make a decision do I : - a) Wait for hubby to get home and see the scratch which could be a couple of days after his return and after he has been out in the car and say “oh my God who’s done that” b) Do I ring hubby and confess and get it out the way now I dwelled on it for a while and decided to confess, he is now pissed off and is planning my punishment any suggestions what it should be!

Right, I have had enough now of the men not sorting this meet out sucessfully so I am going to give it a shot. Who can do Saturday the 30th of June at 7:00pm at Sixfields, Northampton.

I own Beautiful Manes in Rushden, wheres your mum's salon? We must have a meet.

I promise I was not touting for work, most of you are men on here and I am surprised you know what hair extensions are, not surprised you know what porn stars and lap dancers are though

Havard, I need to colour match you first!!!!

No, but alot of them wear hair extensions. I do two lapdancers and a pornstar. Not sure why the pornstar wants them though coz no one is really looking at the hair on her head

HAIR EXTENSION SPECIALISTS

No we are a lap dancing club - lol

Its like going in the bakers asking if they sell bread.

You could just want highlights or something.

I just thought I would share the highlight of my day today with you. I own a little salon and outside my salon I have many different signs. I have a large sign at the front which says Hair Extension Specialists on it, I have another on the menu board just outside saying "hair extension specialists" and it is also on window stickers. A lady came into my salon today and said "I don't suppose by any chance you do hair extensions do you" - WHAT THE F**K. Was she joking, blind or thick that is the question.

Guilty as charged, I have to drop my hairdressing trainee off in stanick so I am often about.

I have recently been having knee problems and im 32. I changed careers about 3 years ago to hairdressing and I am now on my feet all day so I think that is the problem- my knees creak and really hurt when I bend down - no rude joked please!!!

Any particular sort, I would need them to fit straight in.

The two front seats in my Supra are looking a bit tatty and I want to make them look better, is it good to cover them or get new seats and if so what ones?

A Silver Supra in Rushden this morning about 10:00am heading down skinners hill.

Speak to your vet, I think they will need pet passports and certain jabs.

I came across this video and it made me laugh, so thought I would share it: - http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=861626195

OK OK OK you lot!!!!!! If us women have good partners and husbands to clean our cars for us then we would be fools to clean them ourselves. In our house we have blue jobs and pink jobs. Blue jobs for him consist of washing the car, cleaning the loo, mowing the grass, doing the ironing, doing the washing, cleaning the house, washing the dog, hoovering & cooking. Pink jobs are taking a bath after the blue job of running it has been carried out and resting on the bed after the blue job of making it has been done. I think this is a fair and peaceful way of living.

Sorry to hear about your kitty, I am sure he will be ok once the vet does his bit. I know its hard to believe in times like this that things could be worse, but I lost my cat to a car a few years back as a silly twat came speeding up the road and hit him in the face and he died bless him and I miss him terribly I wish he was still here with three legs - where there is life there is hope and your kitty will be fine even if he only has three legs they adapt well.

You can get miniture snowleopards that are slightly larger than the average household cat - I have one called Shakira and she is beautiful, maybe your wife will let you have one of them.

The fish thing is really worrying. I have a gay guy that works for me and I asked him the other day "how can you be sure you like men if you have never been with a women" he then replied "I don't like tuna" - not sure where he got this information from but clearly there are women out there that do not wash ewwwwwwww.

It did not say, but I presume it was a ladies thong coz it was black and lacey.

Good idea, do the mackerel thing then put them on the dog to make them more ethentic, chocolate labrador fur could look like pubes and any brown staines obtained could rise the bids