Shadow Beast

Due to no communication from barrister Sheffield sadly Elmo will have to represent himself. We can confirm that Elmo has been moved back to the normal prison wing which is only a category C prison so life is not too bad for Elmo at present. Elmo’s trial has been listed at K9 Crown Court on the 5th of February 2008 when the trial will commence. We can confirm that the CPS has served new evidence on the defence by way of a further statement taken from Shakira the snowleopard cat that lives in the upper quarters of the house. She is stating that she heard whispering coming from the kitchen on the night in question which was followed by loud ripping noises that she states must have come from both dogs. In light of this new evidence a further police interview will be arranged so that Thorn can be questioned further. Witness statement from Shakira below: -

I was going to say something similar but did not want to offend him till he got to his first day in the troop! oh what fun we have with the new guys!! richie

good luck with the career mate, lets hope your not posted on Telic or Herrick to soon after complition of your training. richie

these are are ones, if thats any help richie

About 12 months ago i was changing a 6ft tube in a light fitting, put one end in, went to the other end and grabbed it! Well that was a nice bolt of electricty that i got, dropped the tube and broke that as well as falling of the steps! Cause the orignal light was not one i'd forgotten to switch the power off! Richie

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hello mate, i handed my Mod 90 in yesterday! so if you want to give me a ring i can give you quite a bit of info about getting out and starting up, going to my first job today to meet a client about some work. I am a sparky and did a lot of my courses through the engineers, but the ressetlment package was good. i am on my termination leave now which is when you can offically take paid employment;) let me know if you want my number and i will pm you later on today if i dont catch you before i leave this morning. hope this helps Ex SSgt Richie Cullip RE

I used to drive these when i was in a recce troop, 6 people would be very tight indeed, its only really meant for 3! 1 driving 1 working the radio 1 Officer standing in the cupola pretending he knows where is going!! richie

this is Jen not me, and she will prob kill me if she ever looks at this thread, so keep it quite!! apparently the last time she posted a pic of herself all hell broke loose about toast and hovis!! richie

thats what i was thinking!! richie

BBC 2 Best of over the last 2 series, if its a repost sorry richie

We have been consulting the big book of K9 law and on Section 47 (1.2) it states that if a petition contains 10 or more individual names original Counsel has to re-instate the case!!!!!!!! There is hope for poor Elmo

he's put a shed up in front of it, hadnt thought of that, how annoying would that be to come down in the morning and find some one had untightend your nuts and all your stuff was on the floor. richie

you could do what we did with my next door neighbour and that was to drill right through the wall and put a steel plate on the outside, then use threaded bolts straight throught. Edit: you live in a terrace house, prob not good idea then as your neighbour prob does not want a steel plate in his lounge! works well if its an outside wall! richie

http://www.screwfix.com/prods/13317/Fixings/Shield-Anchors/Shield-Anchor-Bolt-Type-10-x-108mm-Drill-Size-16 We used something like this on my brother in laws bracket, are you thinking of using something similar? richie

cant give you to much advice on the walls as i am not a builder. However the electrics i can as i am a sparky, as long as you have no sockets or light switches in the area you should be ok!! Regulations state that wiring should be run either verticle or horizontal to either socket or switch. hope this helps richie

Believe it not i have heard that drowning is not a bad way to go!! once your lungs have filled up after the initial panic its quite calm. Not that i'm willing to try it though, richie

For everyone requiring an update in the Elmo case: - Unfortunately, Barrister Sheffield is considering declining in this case and has made the following statement “I may have to decline this case, emotional turmoil is just too great, especially after Elmo’s last paragraph”. For your information Elmo’s last paragraph i: - “I have noticed on telly recently a lot of RSPCA adverts and it seems a though it is the right time of the year to abandon your pets so it could even have been my owners setting me up in order to get rid of me”. This has come as a great shock to Elmo and a disappointment to Richard and me. Elmo’s emotional state at present is very low and the prison wardens are suggesting that he be placed on the suicide wing for 24 hour surveillance. I am hoping that you will all assist us in adding your names to a petition in the hope of Barrister Sheffield reinstating this case. My biggest concern is finding another high profile barrister that specialises in canine cases with such a good background as Barrister Sheffield clearly has. He even comes recommended by Turner and Hooch. ELMO PETITION Elmo Richard Jenny

Jens at work at the mo so i have brought him in the warm for a bit, its blowing a gale outside straight into his jail cell, its raining here also. richie he looks so innocent how could he of ripped apart his bed?

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no probs if you want more info and i can help i will do. richie

that will go down well with jen!! you see elmo is my dog and thorn is hers(i brought him for her for her wedding present}! My thoughts are that thorn did it out of jelously as elmo gets preferential treatment from me at times! richie

sorry guys, been busy with work and buying new bedding for thorn, elmo still as yet is living in his cell with a blanket and a bit of straw, he has got water and is exercised once in every 24 hours. must say looks really sorry for himself. (i dont think he did it)! richie

Me and Jen last night booked our holiday to Lanzorote for the first week of feb, this will be our 3rd time of going over the last 6 years, it not full of lager louts, is nice for couples, some lovely bars at puerto del carmen. i would throughly recomend it, book our holiday through http://www.flightline.co.uk very good price, and the flights through monarch direct. £556 all in including flights, transfers and parkng at birmingham for a week. were doing self catering to keep the cost down, there is loads of nice places to it out. richie