After trying out a few of the drinks we are having tomorrow for the bbq we decieded to go and check the tent we (i) put up. We live at a hotel so in the car park there are a few cars, One of them being our "Hedgebouncer" Megane, It has already shunted a van (Before i bought it) so its quite battered. Well in my Red stripe testing state i thought it might be fun to run over the top of it. Before Karolina finished the sentance "Dont do it, Someone may see you" I was over the bonnet and on the roof. As i reached the peak of the Megane a bloke emerged from the car next to it asking "What the hell are you doing????" We explained i was not a tatooed vandal and it was my car it seemed to make it worse as he wondered what sort of moron runs over there own car, In short, This moron