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that sucks!! hope they catch the theiving bastards and chop their todgers off!!!

a man walks into a bar..... barman: why the long face? man: my mom was raped by a horse

the full metal one?

ive seen it and will never forget it.............it was during this film that my ex said she was seeing someone else!

hey not all strip clubs are bad. in magaluf last year i got a free dance off a chick aslong as i let her crash at ours that night cos she had been kicked outta her appartment. just a shame she was a minger

man i know i shouldnt laugh but i can just imagine that sorta thing happening in an 'american pie' type movie. il be more weary next time i step into a foreign strip club!

yeehaaaaa christmas has come early!!! nice one rob i owe you big time! im half way through a degree in building studies and got a law module, mainly regarding contracts between sub contractors and clients etc i was gona cut it short but think i might go all out on this one now il throw in a mention in the bibliography of you rob . much appriciated

did you meet dom or/and carrie?? carrie sounds so fit in the mornings.

what show was it on?

WOOHOOO YES CONSTRUCTION RELATED!!!!!!! slowly reading through stuff here and starting to make a bit of sense. the overall question goes something like this..... how has the doctrine of privity of contract and economic loss in the law of tort lead to the increase in usage of collateral warranties?

a 1.6 onion ghia was my first car too. oh the memories of having a car with back seats:innocent:

trying to do an assignment here and im extremely confuzzled with these:blink:

it'll sure save on blu-tac lol edit: just had a squiff in your garage and i see your car has a body kit on it. as nice as it looks i have got a no bodykit policy goin on. so you are safe in the knowledge you pics will remain jizm free..............melinda here we cum!!! lol

hold the boat everyone, as i could see you were all fighting to post, i have found the calender entry thread. what would be the situation regarding me using a few of these?

yeah i like that one,nice colour. hoping for some with more of a background such as a sunset or street lighting etc

yeah its like one of those rooms with a bed in where many sleep. although i should describe it more as a study with a spare bed in. its just that the walls are looking a bit plain at the moment.

im looking for a few of these to print out and frame to put around the bedroom. anyone got any links to any?

oh my word, i think i just done a sex wee!

is there need for speakers in the rear if you are running decent components up front and a sub in the boot?

about 3.40pm today approaching the roundabout near morrisons. was looking nice but give it a bloody wash!!!!! lol edit: spelling error in title. should be 'near' not 'neat'

ohyeah and ive decided to write a leeter of complaint. if anything comes of it then so be it. if not then ...er..... so be that aswell

hello all! not been here for a few days so havnt kept up with this thread but ive just read through it. just a few points, i wasnt ashamed or embarrassed about having my nob checked as many are saying. talking to the guy in work today and now hes saying his daughter was only making it up,yeah right!, obviously its got back to the ex that i know and they are getting their thongs ina twist. il be completely honest and say that i saw this as a perfect way of getting back at the ex after some things that went on that caused the end of our relationship. and a quick message to all guys - the girl that i had the check up over just happend to be stunnin and the best shag ive ever had. it just goes to show that no matter how pretty they are they can still be riddled with all kinds. the moral of that - cover the old boy first oh yeah a visit to the gum clinic also results in 12 free rubbers!!

looking good:cool: would the vs skirts follow the lines of the bumper? i say those oem suit it very well.

your not alone oly, ive done it on numerous occasions. it also happens when you do other things too, like sticking your fingers up at people and the old 'wanker' movement lol:d

haha , i was wondering how long it would before before someone picked up on that