lol ,lol, lol, Listy get off your high horse, I've driven in convoy with you before and we had a great time (2 years ago springs to mind)
Most club convoys (ones that we dont do ourselves) have resulted in driving down the motorway at 50 -55 mph, what a joke. If you are in a convoy you react to those in front and behind.
Last year as we left the services we all got intercepted by other jap cars going around the roundabout, so all let out at different times didn't see any attempt by people behind to stay together while cars at the front were crawling. Hence we aint bothering with that sort of pointless exercise again, if you aint going to drive at 70 dont bother as we will just leave
I remember one year when we went to Suprapod and we were just leaving the services and John (vvteye) decided he needed petrol. Convoy left and despite a quick splash and dash John mananged to catch up within a few miles.