chilli

oops, sz Laz

Just you and me loopy?

Goodnight

I made Fajitas.

Lol, not usually stuff you just have laying around. I'm on the hard stuff... Evian!

Yes, yes it has. What are you going to eat at this time of the night... morning.... evening.... afternoon.... day....

Lindsey's Sangria - A bottle of chilled Rosé - just a cheapo will do Orange juice Lemonade Lime soda water just for fizz A small bottle of Tescos peach flavoured fizzy water Rum to taste Slices of lime, lemon and orange... add anything... grapes, etc Grenadine..... *drool* ICE you neeeeed ICE

Night Mr A

Or a pitcher of my Rosé sangria

And i think the thread is slowly dying...shhhhhhhhhhhh

270 at the mo - KOTH until 3:15

I need some fluids, rather thirsty.

Anyone got mod powers to delete?

Wow, what have you been up to? Do I want to know?!

Ooo in it for the long haul then. Not sure when i'm going to pass out.

What time do you get off mr angry (no dodgy comments thank you people)

Oh feck, i was flicking and i saw king of the hill and now i cant find it.

Okie Dokie

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For sure.

cr*p Go has finished, need to do some channel surfing now. Oh i think Gwen is singing the credits song. Nice one.

What Whiskey you guzzling?

Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights (because they can't see each other using sign language). After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife proposes a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time." The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea! Now if you want to have sex with me, reach over and pull on my penis one time, and if you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis... 50 times!"

Anyone heard the Deaf Sex joke?