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Ewen

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  1. It was a joke...sex change / date of sex changed.... As if anyone could really believe I don't get it anytime I click my fingers and say 'its woof time baby'.
  2. I didnt see this one coming....Totally out of the blue... She used to allow it every Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday. Now shes changed it to the first Friday of every month only.
  3. What not to wear, drunk, in a rather gay Bournemouth bar.
  4. Ewen

    Women!

    Actually, I grunt apparently.
  5. Ewen

    Women!

    Couple of taps with a baseball bat should hammer that lesson home I'm sure.
  6. Ewen

    Women!

    god help her when she really does something worth moaning about.
  7. I'll be having a Christmas number 1 around 7am on the day. I wont announce my Christmas number 2 until later in the day, but I guarantee it will have had high production values, contain nuts and elicit a loud Halleluyah ! at the end.
  8. Ewen

    My beast!

    Ah, it makes total sense now
  9. This is deep. By giving your business to the larger chains, you are helping to put the smaller ones out of business, yet are happy to do the larger ones out of a bit of profit when they get the bill wrong rather than travel further afield to find a smaller outlet and help support their business in the first place. What kind of devious, pre-planning, main-chance grabbing people are you.
  10. Easy one for me, I'd go up to the counter and pay. Unless my wife was the one who noticed, in which case we wouldn't.
  11. Pioneer PDP 435XDE. I've realised its the same problem I had with it a few years ago. Bummer. Back then it started with the ghost images in the background and after a while developed into solid blocks of colour appearing all over the screen. Its been fine since fixed, but looks like its back again. Its not screen burn, as Ive found I can get rid of it by disconnecting the cable between screen and receiver and reconnecting. Its intermittant, and will sometimes go away on its own.
  12. Methinks I should read the manual before asking questions...Its around five years old, but maybe it has these features you guys speak of.
  13. I've been known to overdo it a bit on something I really really like, not necessarily something that does something better than anything else, just something I really appreciate the craftsmanship of etc and get pleasure from owning...in that respect, if I could afford that chaps £250k watch, I'd consider buying it as it was indeed sexiful and a stupendous feat of engineering. In the case of this Tag phone, I just cant see it being worth the money.
  14. Cant find one so far...will dig deeper.
  15. I had the distinct displeasure of meeting a couple in Ireland recently....his watch, £250,000, her watch, £190,000, her phone (Vertu I think, it was hard to tell beneath all the sparklers) £48,000. Her daughters phone, £12,000. I only know all this because they told me.
  16. I've got what googling has come up with as a 'dirty' screen....one forum search has suggested that blasting the screen with a white image for an hour or two can help in some case, I'm keen to try...but How ? I can display pics from a memory card, but any other way ?
  17. Meanwhile, back in Michaels Tag thread....
  18. You've always been such a fungi
  19. Asos sounds spanish for ass'oles BTW. Cynical branding or what.
  20. I've never had anything that cheap wrapped around my nuptials. Oh, actually, I seem to remember I did, once or twice.
  21. Show me yours first....lets see if it still looks like a mushroom.
  22. Very true, but heres hoping.
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