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Ewen

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  1. Ewen

    Trinny or Susannah

    So thats where youve been:)
  2. Ewen

    Trinny or Susannah

    The slutty one with the sexiest mouth east of Natasha Kaplinski, daughter of the downbeaten wife who looks like Sweep (Sootys mate) whos married to the lazy benefit cheat with the sheepskin coat and hair that looks like its been washed in lard..
  3. I knew this was coming, but I guessed wrong on the poster
  4. Ewen

    Trinny or Susannah

    Just to pretend I wasnt born 13 years after WW2 for a minute. Dawn.
  5. Ewen

    Trinny or Susannah

    Cant decide...cant I have a sandwich ?
  6. Bounce bounce baby:) http://www.burntpickle.com/videos/beyonce-boobies-bounce/
  7. Somewhere, a forum member or two just died a little:) Wheres the one about Welshmen, arrows, dead and legal ? Also, did you know that the phrase 'cold enough to freeze the balls on a brass monkey' came from the days when fighting ships used round cannon balls ? The brass monkey was a tray the cannon balls where stacked on.
  8. Ewen

    NASA wheels!!!

    Mad:) For me however, spokes on wheels are a large part of a cars design appeal, whether they are on road cars or show cars. These look summat of nothing IMO
  9. Have a good one Ross, and good luck with the new season of Lethal Force:d
  10. Ewen

    Quick 1

    Lipsmackin hair losin itch scratchin motivatin good buzzin leek munchin cool talkin max hyping sheep shaggin ever givin cool fizzin CJ:d
  11. Shame, she would have won this hands down:)
  12. I once ate a spiders web, just to see if it could be done.
  13. Ewen

    Noob Question

    right, having drooled over the newer models, Im off to crank up the Category D.
  14. Ewen

    Noob Question

    just got another slap
  15. http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=86891 did I actually get something right ? :blink: so it actually works ? how - running lean ?
  16. Ewen

    Noob Question

    Nice picture in your sig link by the way, even though it earned me a slap when I enlarged it:)
  17. Crumbs...almost flogging a dead horse here. Perhaps you need to inject a bit of spice into the relationship. Creating the right environment for fulfilling Supra ownership is all about paying attention to the details, which is especially important at mature stages in the relationship. For example, make sure the interior is warm, the lighting subdued, and the appropriate music is playing. Once the mood is right, take the time to wash and wax her slowly, because the act of cleaning her skin can be an important part of successful foreplay. Many find that washing the car increases the intensity of the Supra experience - stimulating and intensifying the feeling. During foreplay, go slow; begin by kissing and caressing. A kiss is usually the first physical expression of love and desire, but it is also often forgotten during Supra relationships. During foreplay, kiss the different parts of your Supras body, and don’t be restricted solely to the turbos. Most Supras complain that their partners don't kiss long enough and rush the movement directly to the forced induction area. Don't be shy to experiment on every part of the body (for example, many Supras enjoy particular kissing and nibbling attention to the dashboard and steering wheel), and remember to prolong the foreplay with more kissing and caressing. At a point that feels right for the both of you, enter her slowly and smoothly, whilst at the same time continuing to caress and kiss her. Shit I cant go on its so bad:d
  18. Deja vu... Did I post my sons gamertag, Fostertron, before ? He still needs his ass kicking:) Edit...ah, youre just talking forum tracking
  19. oh yeah, forgot to add to that post...I got away lightly, her threat of posting dodgy photos of me has been suspended pending a weekend in London. Shes hitting me where it hurts me most. Oops, almost a hi-jack. Back on topic... I cant get my head round the idea of being bored with the Supra. I feel like Ive only just bought her even after just washing her and hoovering her insides. Altogether a sad thread.
  20. too little sleep, too much brain fade. I felt so sorry for the security guard...the car was 'nicked' on his watch. 'you must of seen something' 'No, I didnt see a thing' 'Shit you must have HEARD it then, it was parked right next to your hut' 'Sorry Ewen, I didnt hear a thing' ...he was ashen, the poor sod:(
  21. King Dick...a tool you can be proud of Most of our guys buy Snap-on, but King Dick is popular too.
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