Ewen

Wheres the KFC in Basingstoke ?

Wimbornes not listed. Chav free ? Oh Kontrare. Still a lovely place though, to drop an up-beat positive slant in here.

I was thinking that. Is nine years with the same Supra a forum record ? Oh, and hello and welcome O elderly well endowed type one:)

guys

lays

rats (and all that Jazz)

bats

zips

lips

Every time you press it, JB farts God Im bored

Havent got my glasses on...are those four Klingon Warriors in the back row ?

Different, lovely shape. Very nice:)

Just had a phone call from a collegue My company are hosting a dealer conference in a swanky hotel in London this weekend, and last night they had an Oriental themed fancy dress party. Aparently five or six of these wealthy pissheads were dressed as Ninja Warriors, and later on and after mucho hoocho, the gang of Ninjas thought it would be a gas riding the lift and running up and down the corridors hugging the walls and generally pissing about like Ninja assassins. This went well until they hit the top floor, and spilling out of the lift, came face to face with six or seven very large bodyguards who were on station protecting a wealthy family from foreign parts...one of the nutty Ninjas decided to strike a kung fu pose and the resulting meyhem aledgedly left two of the poor partygoers needing hostpital treatment:d I wish Id been invited.

Well, what would you call a cat / dog hybrid. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=416816&in_page_id=1770 Its in the papers, it must be true Also, Vultures were spotted circling the skies of London, and I couldnt finish the quickie crossword without the aid of a dictionary. This all signals the end of the world presumably.

Did you get the TPS sorted Mike ?

Glad youre ok Dave. Real shame about the Supra, hope to see it all fixed soon as.

Anyone old enough to remember The Magic Boomerang ? Every time the kid threw it, time stood still.

great fun Oh and Daktari:)

My earliest memory of a programme I loved is 'Supercar' and 'The Pied Piper'. My favorite that I remember very well is Doctor Who. Right from the first episode (William Hartnel), I loved it even though it gave me nightmares.

Kink

Mild

I understood all of this except 'testic*es'. Could someone explain ?

Cop motorcyclist riding through town, sees an apartment on fire. Hes first on the scene and races down the road toward it just as a massive fat naked woman comes running out of the blazing building right in front of him...she screams and faints spreadeagled on her back in the middle of the road, and he locks up the brakes and drops the bike in his attempt to avoid hitting her. He picks himself up, puts his helmet between the womans legs to cover her modesty, and he races into the burning building. A fire engine turns up immediately afterward and the fire chief surveys the scene... 'right lads, masks and oxygen, and ladder up to the first floor...oh and someone pull that bike cop outta there'