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A man stumbles up to the only other person in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course", comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland", replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another drink to Ireland !" "Of Course", replies the second man. Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin", comes the reply. "Feck thats spooky, I can't believe it", says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Absolutely", replies the second man. Curiousity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's", replies the second man. "I was in the fifth form in '62." "This is feckin unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I was in the fifth form in '62, too!" About that time, in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on tonight ?", he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "Oh, but the Murphy twins are drunk again."

Hello and welcome O fellow Northumbrian type one:)

Oops, nearly missed it... Have a good one Imi, all the best.

Very nice indeed. Your choice of wheels ?

Hello and welcome O impressively random type one:blink:

I can drive incredibly fast in dreams, but can only run in slow motion.

I once had a nightmare that sort of came true. I dreamt that Dad took me and my brother and sisters to Wales for a holiday. Mum didnt come. We were going over the Severn Bridge and the wind blew the car off the road and we crashed into the side rails. The car doors flew open and us four kids were flung out and over the edge. We were hanging on by our fingertips and screaming for Dad to help...he leaned over the edge and smiled at us, then said goodbye and got back in the car. As he drove off, the rails broke and we fell and I woke up with a shock. A few days later, Mum told us that they were getting divorced, and that Dad was going to move to Wales. I am sure thats what the dream actually meant. Oh, and once I went to bed about 12 midnight, shut my eyes and opened them to find it was 7 am. It was if I'd blinked and the night was over. Best nights sleep I'd ever had I think.

Ian, sorry I havent sorted this. Plan A has gone tits-up, but plan B has been enabled, give me a couple more days to cover postage. I will get the Hogfather to you if it kills me. A public promise.

Supragals avatar looks good on her head doesnt it ? (sorry for slight thread diversion here)

Aw, shes not scary, shes my mum in law.

very good

A flower holder...

One of these ?

Stainless steel exhaust stainless steel cover ?

The container wall in pic 4 sums it up really

He really is a stallion in bed

Kept me happy for an hour, not that thats particularly difficult.

Unthinkable I agree, but its not as if it hadnt been thought of before http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Northwoods I sit well with my gene pool, but purely from an engineering point of view there are some questions that hold my interest.

Got to get me some of that Thermate stuff. It would bring the day that I can get a fork into wifeys roast potatoes a step closer.

I watched Loose Change. Now Ive just watched a video called 911 Mysteries. Part 1: Demolitions. Produced and directed by Slowstorm, made by a guy called Brad. Anyone else seen it ? The video was originally going to be a rebuttal of Loose Change, but ended up as a more incredible collection of unexplained anomalies. I didnt subscribe to the conspiracy theories, but I was shocked and amazed at what this video contained. Tower 7 was expertly demolished, of that I have no doubt now. If this is true, many of the other points raised by the conspiracy theorists gain a lot of credibility. Cant wait to see part 2.

I think youve had a fair share of constructive comments so far. Its now obvious you are sort of locked into this, just ride it out...its only vinyl. Its a nice Supra, great wheels too. I get loads of comments about my wheels / rear wing / front lip, most of em derogatory, and whilst I dont GAF, it would be a lot harder to change than just peeling some stickers off.

Got a strange feeling that JB may have you beat:)

Apart from the more educated guesses above... Could be one of those fuel-saver devices a few have posted about ? Another possible could be parking sensors, especially if it beeps when switched on...easy one to suss as you would see them on the bumpers.

Thanks for the heads up Chris...this water cannon should do it. They dont stand a chance.

Ooo...are Military Spec Supersoakers available to the civilian market ? After a group of insurgents from the fabricating dept ambushed us last summer, we have a need to up-grade our weaponry.