All true I promise:)
Wife.."What do want to watch tonight Ewen ?"
Me..."Well, theres The Six Wives of Henry VIII on later..."
Wife..."Whats that about then ?"
Sis in law 1..."Did you ring me just now Jane ?"
Wife..."No, I've just rang the HSBC Bank"
Sis in law 1..."Thats strange, I wonder what they want to talk to me for....I'm with Nat West"
Telephone message from Mum in law..."Hello, when you come down next, can you remind me that we are coming to see you this weekend ?"
Sis in law 2..."Hes gorgeous, a big ball of fluff, but he keeps trying to hump me...so I'm taking him to the vets to have his nails clipped"