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Could be a bit of ear grease that touches your ear drum, or perhaps a growing brain tumor that builds up pressure on the inside of your head. Or maybe just something random.

Lol

Watch the movie 'Idiocracy', it's exactly about that. Two people end up 500 years into the future in America, and everyone is really dumb. Very funny!

Get well soon mate

Swoopo is another site like that. I wasted £25 on it grr I'd rather use fleebay, if you don't win your item, you don't pay

A proton pack and ghost trap will do.

Hail to the Transcendor overlords.

LOL. Is that the bit where they put in the IC upside down?

Only 25% correct. I'm a resident of the UK, but not British... I'll get my coat

I drive an avensis now these days, it's a lift back - basically a 5th door for boot. It's very practical to take my bike with me. Anyway, I was in a rush one evening. I parked in front of my garage, opened boot, took bike out, opened garage door, got in car and checked mirrors. Something looked different then usual, I didnt realise I left the boot open and reversed into my garage. A load scraping noise followed and my boot slammed shut, bang! OMG how stupid was that... I broke both boot lid gas struts and scratched the paint. Those struts cost over £200 each from toyota, but I got some clone make ones for £50 each : )

"Complete History Of The Soviet Union, Arranged To The Melody Of Tetris." Very original music vid on you tube,

A road behind my house is called 'crumps butts'

Check out failbook ,it's pretty funny...

I'd say about £125 on ebay