mathew Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 the story goes.... i was driving down the m4 a few weeks back and got a bit thirsty so reached over for a 2 litre bottle of cola. as i opened it the thing decided to bubble up as it does once its been shaken about (which it had been) when i say bubble up it was more of an explosion! so with the steering wheel wedged between my legs i fought to get the top back onto the bottle but this just made the spray even worse so just gave up and let most of the contents flow out all over my lap, there wasnt much else i could do while travelling at 70mph. my journey lasted another hour by which point all the droplets of cola had almost solidified and gone all sticky. i scrubbed the interior for hours that evening before locking the car up for the summer. all was well until i visited her last weekend to find all the stains still there. so my question (finally) is........what sort of product, apart from interior wipes and halfords interior cleaning stuff, can i use to get rid of these stains? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 I would suggest either taking it to a valeter or getting your mitts on a vax or something like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robin Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 Steam cleaner or shampoo it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter richards Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 cough cough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kranz Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 cough cough Awww bless, Pete's got a cold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Wilson Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 I'd have this transferred to members only, opening a bottle of cola, on a motorway, at seventy miles an hour is probably a capital offence these days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcAB10 Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 I reckon a valeter would be the simplest option. (why do you lock your car up for the SUMMER? I thought people lock there cars up for the WINTER??) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter richards Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 (edited) sniff:search:, although its not that type of coke bloody hay feaver is killing me , mat you tart if you want the seats cleaned give me a bell Edited June 25, 2008 by peter richards (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grahamc Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 its not a stain... coke is actually an industrial strength cleaner. So its showing how dirty the rest of your car is. SOLUTION - spill coke everywhere.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 That would of been so funny to watch. Before cleaning the car I think you should buy another bottle and recreate the moment, but this time film it so we can enjoy it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverSoop Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 its not a stain... coke is actually an industrial strength cleaner. So its showing how dirty the rest of your car is. SOLUTION - spill coke everywhere.... lol! I would take her to the valeter's if i were you matey! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 (edited) Sorry for the Hijack. consider it free bump reminds me of a similar story. Me and a mate went to 'goodwood, festival of speed' a few years ago. On the way back down from the hill we managed to ride on the back of a tractor and trailer. I was flerting with this absolute honey in a gorgeous dress and straw hat. Everything was going really well and we started talking. All the time this was going on the tractor ride was shaking my cola can to critical mass. Just the I decided to wet my whistle with a cold drink. Yep,.. the can exploded covering me, the farmer and beautiful woman in coke. My mate was laughing all day. Edited June 26, 2008 by SupraStar 3000 (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Sorry for the Hijack. consider it free bump reminds me of a similar story. Me and a mate went to 'goodwood, festival of speed' a few years ago. On the way back down from the hill we managed to ride on the back of a tractor and trailer. I was flerting with this absolute honey in a gorgeous dress and straw hat. Everything was going really well and we started talking. All the time this was going on the tractor ride was shaking my cola can to critical mass. Just the I decided to wet my whistle with a cold drink. Yep,.. the can exploded covering me, the farmer and beautiful woman in coke. My mate was laughing all day. Now that I'd pay to see! Shame its not on video, it could be like a Benny Hill sketch. You getting chased around by a load of sexy farm girls etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keancy Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 I'd have this transferred to members only, opening a bottle of cola, on a motorway, at seventy miles an hour is probably a capital offence these days That was my initial thought, not a good choice Dude. Hope you get it cleaned up though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom S Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Just who is this Peter Richards character and where is he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverSoop Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Sorry for the Hijack. consider it free bump reminds me of a similar story. Me and a mate went to 'goodwood, festival of speed' a few years ago. On the way back down from the hill we managed to ride on the back of a tractor and trailer. I was flerting with this absolute honey in a gorgeous dress and straw hat. Everything was going really well and we started talking. All the time this was going on the tractor ride was shaking my cola can to critical mass. Just the I decided to wet my whistle with a cold drink. Yep,.. the can exploded covering me, the farmer and beautiful woman in coke. My mate was laughing all day. Hahahaha.... Thats something for saturday night TV....you've been framed lol... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steb9780 Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Sorry for the Hijack. consider it free bump reminds me of a similar story. Me and a mate went to 'goodwood, festival of speed' a few years ago. On the way back down from the hill we managed to ride on the back of a tractor and trailer. I was flerting with this absolute honey in a gorgeous dress and straw hat. Everything was going really well and we started talking. All the time this was going on the tractor ride was shaking my cola can to critical mass. Just the I decided to wet my whistle with a cold drink. Yep,.. the can exploded covering me, the farmer and beautiful woman in coke. My mate was laughing all day. Oooh sticky situation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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