Guest Geneb Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 avoid Mcdonalds Witney, i got my sausage and egg mcmuffinss there 9.00am on saturday by 11pm real bad stomach cramps then i got da squirts. well its monday morning i've got meetings with clients all day and i cant stop pissing outta my arse gone from brown,yellow and now on green what the fook do they put in there burgers. tried immodium but no avail damn what shit do they put in there food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mk47 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 you shouldnt be eating from there in the first place! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spidermonkey Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 What do they put in their food?? I think you already answered that in your last statement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 what shit do they put in there food. It doesn't matter what shit it is, as it is shit nonetheless.!!! Just be glad it wasn't "chefs special sauce". At least thats full of protein mate!!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorin Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Is this guy somebody's comedy joker account or something? I just can't figure him out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grahamc Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 you shouldnt be eating from there in the first place! I completely agree with you, should not be eating from there. Go watch "Super Size Me", that converted me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 God there are some sanctimonious people on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colsoop Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 March back in there stand on the counter and proceed to cover them in your own brand of gravy, that'll teach them I all seriousness, starve yourself and drink plenty of fluids keep taking the dioherea tablets. Be careful as stomach upset can leave you quite drained especially if you are on the go all day. Hope you get better chap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 I tend to avoid McDonalds everywhere. There's some gastric flu going around at the mo too, could just be that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spidermonkey Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 maybe put a bog roll in the fridge (and don't fart ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain2010 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 avoid Mcdonalds Witney, i got my sausage and egg mcmuffinss there 9.00am on saturday by 11pm real bad stomach cramps then i got da squirts. well its monday morning i've got meetings with clients all day and i cant stop pissing outta my arse gone from brown,yellow and now on green what the fook do they put in there burgers. tried immodium but no avail damn what shit do they put in there food. Very graphic!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian W Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 maybe put a bog roll in the fridge what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 I thought this was going to be some advice for the late eighties pop diva.... although she never had a weight problem? I am indeed... here all week.. enjoy the veal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black cat Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 i had to wait 4 minutes for a big tasty the other day.... 4 minutes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 piss takers... fast food my arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black cat Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 piss takers... fast food my arse. 4 minutes i tell thi.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spidermonkey Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 what? you know for stingy ring Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geneb Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 well drank loadsa water and eat nothing and looking good:d Phew thought i was gonna shit myself thin there for a while:p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pot Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 How much have you shaved off your 0-60 (That's in the car, not you to the loo)... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 4 minutes i tell thi.... This was in Keighley!! The dirty, lazy, robbing bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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