CJ Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 A DAMN FINE EXPLANATION The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And was somewhat upset. "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children ! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away !" And the husband replied "Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened." "Fine, go ahead," she sobbed, " but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!" And the husband began -- "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenceless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days ! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present,which you don't use because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has a pair the same." The husband took a quick breath and continued - "She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, " Please do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 Very good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieP Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian W Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 Much better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted November 28, 2007 Author Share Posted November 28, 2007 Much better And I thought that one was shit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 And I thought that one was shit! so did i funnily enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 Excellent... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian W Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 so did i funnily enough I rest my case, CJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted November 28, 2007 Author Share Posted November 28, 2007 I rest my case, CJ You are just a fickle audience Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 Nice one, liked that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MrRalphMan Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 Nice one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p111ddy Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 Not bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grahamc Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 class - wonder if my missus will go for that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted November 28, 2007 Author Share Posted November 28, 2007 class - wonder if my missus will go for that? My now ex wife didn't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 Very good:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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