Cupid Test for the terminally bored

[Ewen]

Anyone else totally bored ?

http://www.okcupid.com/online.dating.persona.test

 

Aparently I'm 'The Loverboy'....Random Gentle Love Master (RGLM)

'Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships—as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment.

You've had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You're a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too.

You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you'll get bored. And then instead of surprising her with flowers or a practical joke, you'll surprise her by leaving'

 

Your exact male opposite:

The Billy Goat - Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer

 

Always avoid: The Nymph (DBSD)

Consider: The Window Shopper (RGLD), The Peach (RGLM)

 

FACT:You embody the German principle of Konstantzusammenschaft, which is best described in English (without using the obscure English word "sammenschaft") as "eternal togethermanship".

[juanchan]

The Boy Next Door

Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)

The Boy Next Door

 

Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.

 

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.

 

On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

 

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.

 

Your exact male opposite:

 

The 5-Night Stand

The 5-Night Stand

 

Deliberate Brutal Sex Master

 

Always avoid: The Nymph (DBSD)

 

Consider: The Maid of Honor (DGLM), The Peach (RGLM)

 

 

 

 

Let's just hope I don't become "The Man Next Door" then!!

[Ewen]

In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold

:dBless

[juanchan]

:dBless

 

 

I did find that bit quite amusing though

[Whitesupraboy2]

The Last Man on EarthRandom Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSD) FACT: The apocalypse has come. All are dead. You never should've asked her out.

Shit, rejected again. You are The Last Man on Earth.

 

Sorry, but most women would rather see the human species wither to an end—and therefore deny the most fundamental instinct that living creatures have—than sleep with you.

 

We've learned the following: you don't think things through. You're haphazard. You're dangerous. You're somewhat inexperienced. It's totally obvious that you're a horny bugger, as well. Everybody knows that and steers clear.

 

To top things off, when you do find your way into a relationship, you tend to be a dick somewhere down the line and fuck it all up.

 

There's a small, but negligible, chance we're wrong. In any case, your friends find your shit hilarious. There's nothing cooler than a dude reducing himself to human rubble.

 

 

 

[Ewen]

:dThats very funny James. Even funnier if you answered honestly.

[Whitesupraboy2]

:dThats very funny James. Even funnier if you answered honestly.

 

I did and my answers weren't that bad! Just shows how inacurate it is.

[Ian W]

Not entirely sure if i want to post mine

[Ewen]

Not entirely sure if i want to post mine

:)We're all friends here...let me guess, Rampant Insatiable Sex Monster ?

[Whitesupraboy2]

Not entirely sure if i want to post mine

 

It can be worse then mine...woohoo

[Ian W]

Random Brutal Sex Master can't be right...can it?

[keancy]

Why am I not surprised by that??LOLOL

 

 

 

The BattleaxeDeliberate Brutal Love Master (DBLM) Sharp. Hardened. Dominating. The Battleaxe sweeps all before her, smiting and what not.

 

You've had a number of serious relationships, so you obviously have many attractive qualities. You're well experienced in dealing with other people's weirdnesses, and it's likely you're good in bed by now, too. Also, like the drunken housewife chucking Heinekens at her no-good husband, you've got a lot of energy.

 

People can tell you're sophisticated, and so you find yourself the object of infatuations quite often. But it's how you handle yourself in your relationships that gets you the 'brutal' tag. Controlling? Imperious? Overbearing? Yes, please.

 

Remarkably, you don't mind the same from your men. You've experience enough to take whatever you dish out. Overall, you're a very good person and a capable lover, and when the time comes you'll make a fine divorcee.

 

Your exact female opposite:

The Nurse

 

Random Gentle Sex Dreamer

Always avoid: The Poolboy (RGSD)

 

Consider: The False Messiah (DBLM), someone just like you.

[ivan]

Let's just say I'm the dead opposite of Ewen.

 

http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=DBSD&g=1&o=1

[Homer]

Here's mine. Some accurate some way off the mark

 

The Slow Dancer

 

Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD) Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer

 

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.

 

While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.

[Havard]

Random Brutal Love Master...... What a load of shit.....

 

H.

[Holden1989]

The Sudden Departure

Random Brutal Love Master (RBLM) Sweet. Dear. Loving. At Gate 18. Final call. You are The Sudden Departure.

 

You've been in a lot of serious relationships. More than a few have ended ugly. Uglily. Whatever. Our guess is that you're a really fantastic girl who doesn't really know what she wants, and you've broken a few hearts as a result. You fall for people easily, and you enjoy the feeling of falling in love, but once you're there, either boredom or the old "grass is greener" syndrome sets in. The mind wanders, and with it goes the flesh. And then the toiletries.

 

We know you're not the classic "love 'em and leave 'em" type, at least not in a purely sexual sense. You have too many serious bonding tendencies for that. But even though you're theoretically looking to settle down, you don't settle long on one person. "Serial monogamist" is probably something you hear a lot. "Emotionally loose" is another way to put it. To the poor guys eating your dust and sniffing your panties, it doesn't really make much difference. Of course, it's not really your fault that people get hurt. You have every right to move on when you choose.

 

Lets hope Rob doesnt see this

[MrRalphMan]

The GentlemanDeliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLM) Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman.

 

For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you're their man. You're sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side, and you're experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you're classic "marrying material," a prize in the eyes of many.

 

It's possible that behind it all, you're a bit of a male slut. Your best friends know that in relationships you're fundamentally sex-driven. You're a safe, reliable guy, who does get laid. In a lot of ways, you're like a well-worn, comfortable pair of socks. Did you ever jack off into one of those? All the time.

 

Your ideal mate is NOT a nut-job. She is giving and loving, like you, but also experienced.

 

Your exact male opposite:

The Last Man on Earth

 

Random Brutal Sex Dreamer

Always avoid: The Battleaxe (DBLM)

 

Consider: The Maid of Honor (DGLM), someone just like you.

[uk-rich]

Your results are in! , you are...

 

The HornivoreRandom Brutal Sex Master (RBSM) Don't ever marry, you're The Hornivore. Roaming, sexual, subhuman.

 

The Hornivores (you) are some of the most screwed up and naughty beings in the Universe. And their numbers are growing, mostly due to skipped or misused contraception. You care not. There's one thing you want, one sole need.

 

Half manly, half bestial, you act on instinct, and animal charisma smoothes the way. It's unlikely you're driven by much other than your own selfish, orgasmic requirements. Your appearance and personality have evolved for the hunt. Ass beckons, you oblige.

 

For the record, you can happily bang all personality types, however your match percentages might be low with the kinder, more sensible people of the world, purely because they all wish to avoid you. Good luck to them.

 

"One day, the villagers came with torches to the house. In the smoldering ashes, stray dogs looked for cooked flesh."

 

Your exact male opposite:

The Slow Dancer

 

Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer

Always avoid: Genghis Khunt (RBSM), The Sonnet (DGLD)

 

Consider: Half-Cocked (RBSD), Genghis

[mathew]

i am......The Last Man on Earth

Random Brutal Sex Dreamer

 

seems a popular one on here:d

[AndrewOW]

Blimey this is frustrating! I've finished the quiz, and I've tried Brighton, UK, and tried London UK for my home city, but it refuses to allow me through to my results. Crap.

[SupraGirlie]

The Sudden Departure

Random Brutal Love Master (RBLM) Sweet. Dear. Loving. At Gate 18. Final call. You are The Sudden Departure.

 

You've been in a lot of serious relationships. More than a few have ended ugly. Uglily. Whatever. Our guess is that you're a really fantastic girl who doesn't really know what she wants, and you've broken a few hearts as a result. You fall for people easily, and you enjoy the feeling of falling in love, but once you're there, either boredom or the old "grass is greener" syndrome sets in. The mind wanders, and with it goes the flesh. And then the toiletries.

 

We know you're not the classic "love 'em and leave 'em" type, at least not in a purely sexual sense. You have too many serious bonding tendencies for that. But even though you're theoretically looking to settle down, you don't settle long on one person. "Serial monogamist" is probably something you hear a lot. "Emotionally loose" is another way to put it. To the poor guys eating your dust and sniffing your panties, it doesn't really make much difference. Of course, it's not really your fault that people get hurt. You have every right to move on when you choose.

 

Lets hope Rob doesnt see this

 

I got this one too lol I liked the picture with "Fuck you" wirtten on the mirror!

Heres the end bit too

 

Always avoid: The Backrubber (DGSD), The Gentleman (DGLM)

 

Consider: The Vapor Trail (RBLM), someone just like you

[jim_supra]

Damn it! the future doesn't look good:D

 

The Boy Next Door

Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)

The Boy Next Door

 

Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.

 

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.

 

On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

 

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.

 

Your exact male opposite:

 

The 5-Night Stand

The 5-Night Stand

 

Deliberate Brutal Sex Master

 

Always avoid: The Nymph (DBSD)

 

Consider: The Maid of Honor (DGLM), The Peach (RGLM)