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Matt _Aero top_

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After no dates or sex for 5 years a woman goes to see chinese expert sex therapist Dr Chang .

He says " Take off all your croase , get down and craw reery reery fas to otherside of room ", She does .

" Ok craw reery reery fas bac " .

As she did Dr chang shook his head . " Your problem vewy vewy bad , worse case Ed Zachery disease i ever c dat why you get no date " .

She says " god whats Ed Zachery disease "

Dr Says " Its when your face looks Ed Zachery like your arse "

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I'm going to have to repost myself in honour of this, possibly, the oldest joke ever.

 

When Moses came down from the mountain, it wasn't the Ten Commandments he had with him. It was that joke.

 

He got halfway through telling it and his followers, as one, cried "We've heard it before, Beardy".

 

:D

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