Guest Chumpalot Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 My first on here, enjoy. ---------------------------------------------- For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin. One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. "Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said. The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted. On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Three with meatballs, two without. Send extra sauce." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Headroom Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 rofl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chumpalot Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Rather than make another thread.... Riddle You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a 'drop off', (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are traveling on), and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping horse, which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a galloping zebra. Both the horse and zebra are also traveling at the same speed as you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation? Get your drunk-ass off the merry-go-round!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbonut Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 :rlol: love the first one second one too much like a maths test good though Lx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyP Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 :rlol: Second one made me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobbeh Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Very good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 for both Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Great stuff loved the first one:d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Massey Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 first one was classic second one was great lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobDogg Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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