ivan Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre. After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings. I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh." (and you thought I didn't have De Gaulle to post this joke. Well, I figured I'd have nothing Toulouse) I'll get me coat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 oh dear oh dear! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garetheves Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 You shouldnt even have taken your coat off for that one!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 What a load of old Pollocks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbonut Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 :d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Walker Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 Shocking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VELOCITY Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 Oh Dear! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr lover Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 Good job you you put groan and not joke :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRalphMan Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 Oh dear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoff Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 I really should have seen that coming:d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 It's jokes like that that I think "Ooh I'll post that on the forum" but as I'm typing I think better of it!! H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markymark Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 Oh dear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrHanky Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 LMAO, I love the crapness of that joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nic Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 Serious humour crime, thread reported to Constable Doug Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trig Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 im taking that down the pub tonight!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 Very good:d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 A definite pea roast though. Ewen posted it the other day in a random "I'm on a night shift and I'm bored" type thread Still funny though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRalphMan Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 A definite pea roast though. Ewen posted it the other day in a random "I'm on a night shift and I'm bored" type thread Really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted July 28, 2007 Author Share Posted July 28, 2007 LOL But if this many people saw this one and groaned then they couldn't have seen Ewen's, could they? It's all in the timing - put a joke up at 20 past midnight and nobody sees it. :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 Really? D'oh! How did I miss that? LOL But if this many people saw this one and groaned then they couldn't have seen Ewen's, could they? It's all in the timing - put a joke up at 20 past midnight and nobody sees it. :p Very true. Both are definite groan-worthy posts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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