stevie_b Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 I've read the following message on the packaging of a vibrator: "Do not use on any unexplained calf pain". What's that all about??? Out of all the possible ways to misuse a vibrator, surely on the calf is one of the tamest??? And what difference does "unexplained" make? - "oh, I can't use my vibe on my calf because I've got an unexplained pain". - "phew, I've just been to the doctors and he explained why my calf is hurting. I can buzz away now on my lower leg!" Yours confused, Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Class One Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 I've read the following message on the packaging of a vibrator: "Do not use on any unexplained calf pain". What's that all about??? Out of all the possible ways to misuse a vibrator, surely on the calf is one of the tamest??? And what difference does "unexplained" make? - "oh, I can't use my vibe on my calf because I've got an explained pain". - "phew, I've just been to the doctors and he explained why my calf is hurting. I can buzz away now on my lower leg!" Yours confused, Steve Unexplained calf pain could be an indicator of a blood clot or DVT (deep vein thrombosis) Agitating it with high intensity vibrations could dislodge it leading to a pulmonary embolism and thus death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kieren1234 Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 Unexplained calf pain could be an indicator of a blood clot or DVT (deep vein thrombosis) Agitating it with high intensity vibrations could dislodge it leading to a pulmonary embolism and thus death. Yeah that ^^^^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_b Posted July 22, 2007 Author Share Posted July 22, 2007 Unexplained calf pain could be an indicator of a blood clot or DVT (deep vein thrombosis) Agitating it with high intensity vibrations could dislodge it leading to a pulmonary embolism and thus death. Crikey. Thanks for the heads-up Doug. *steps away carefully from the Rampant Rabbit* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Phillw454 Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 Crikey. Thanks for the heads-up Doug. *steps away carefully from the Rampant Rabbit* Do we want to know why you have a vibrator? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guigsy Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 brobably also something to do with the fact its ilegal to seel them as sex aids... so they sell them as "massagers" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hiten55 Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 brobably also something to do with the fact its ilegal to seel them as sex aids... so they sell them as "massagers" how do you know..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul_y3k Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 brobably also something to do with the fact its ilegal to seel them as sex aids... so they sell them as "massagers" I thought that was a usa thing and not the same over here. i know that there was an ad in the US readers digest for a 'Neck Massager' didn't fool me ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 how do you know..... Yeah that!! ^^^^ H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guigsy Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 i think i saw it on tv somewhere... or the box of one of my x's fave toys :innocent: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 Do we want to know why you have a vibrator? Well, duh.... muscle pain, but not calf muscle pains Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Phillw454 Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 Well, duh.... muscle pain, but not calf muscle pains Lol ahh, seems obvious now:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kranz Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 There's a sex toy factory right next to the docks where I work. The sand/gravel dredging company next door to it keeps dredging up WW2 bombs from the seabed & the place has to be evacuated while the Navy bomb disposal come & deal with it. Imagine if one went off & blew the factory apart.... it'd be literally raining sex toys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 There's a sex toy factory right next to the docks where I work. The sand/gravel dredging company next door to it keeps dredging up WW2 bombs from the seabed & the place has to be evacuated while the Navy bomb disposal come & deal with it. Imagine if one went off & blew the factory apart.... it'd be literally raining sex toys I'd bet the rabbit couldn't deliver the same bang for buck in that case.... Okay, I'll get my coat and go.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra steveo Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 Crikey. Thanks for the heads-up Doug. *steps away carefully from the Rampant Rabbit* you worry me, really Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_b Posted July 22, 2007 Author Share Posted July 22, 2007 Well, duh.... muscle pain, but not calf muscle pains Getting warmer.....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra steveo Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 eeewwww no stop!!!! this isnt one of these proud to be gay things is it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 A sexual thread with reference to vibrators and not started by Ed..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_b Posted July 22, 2007 Author Share Posted July 22, 2007 A sexual thread with reference to vibrators and not started by Ed..? Well, I don't think anyone's seen me and Ed in the same room together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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