Dragonlady Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 A Mormon was seated next to an Australian on a flight from London, to Melbourne, Australia. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Aussie asked for a rum and Coke, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips." The Aussie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know there was a choice!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyP Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 :rlol: :rlol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jamesmark Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 I thought my jokes were bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jspec Germany Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 awesome.... lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellis Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 I thought my jokes were bad. They are!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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